Granted: Turns out to be filled with poison

I wish i had 1000 shoes

Granted, but then it comes to life and electrifies you.

I wish I had a giant Lugia doll XD

Noooo D;

Granted, but it crashes every time you turn it on.

wait...you don't have a wish... =(

i wish i had some chocolate

Granted, but you could not eat the chocolate.

I wish I could go trick-or-treating again. x3

granted but you get sick from the candy

i wish i was with friends

granted, but they all want to kill you (like Julius Caesar)

i wish i was on the moon and able to breathe

Granted, but you cannot breathe out

I wish I was the richest person on earth

granted but someone kills you and steals your money.

I wish I could time travel

Granted, but then you lose it in the stock market

I wish I could ace all my assignments

granted, but you have to cheat to do so and are found out and expelled

Uh Granted I Guess

I Wish For A Better Day Than This One.... Really... I Really Do....

oops i totally forgot to wish

granted, but the day after that is going to be the worst of your life

i wish for more hours in a day

Granted, But The Day Will Never Come

I Wish I Had A Ballon

Granted, But All You Can Do Is Window Shop

I Wish I Could Not Be So Stress Out....

Granted. A calm melody begins to play and you feel all the tension ease out of you. The the stereo breaks, and you have to make payments to a repairman, and you miss a payment and have to deal with a collection agency.

I wish I had another Ultimate Game Card..

You do have one, but it's counterfeit and you get thrown in prison for life. (Because that would happen. xD')

I wish I could see the future.

granted, but the future is too much for you and you kill yourself.

I wish I could time travel. {{I'll repeat it since there wasn't an answer last time. o3o}}

granted. but you get attacked by rampaging ants

i wish i were a rainbow

granted, but you get turned into Skittles and get eaten

i wish i were a sea lion