granted but its full of rooaches

i wish i could fire lazers out me eyeballs

granted, but your eye balls fall out from too much use.

I wish...I could dance. xD

Granted, but your eyes get shot out the first time you try it, making you go blind.

I wish I had a new pair of hicker boots...these pair are gettin' worn down man.

granted but the boots get glued to your feet

I wish twilight was never invented

granted but theyre too small i wish i had an unlimited GA

granted, but because I don't know what that is it doesn't happen.:P

I wish I had a electric guitar.-_-

granted but you have no amp

i wish i was awesome

granted but you sit at opposite ends of the room

i wish i had sum juice!

Granted, but the bunny is giant and eats you.

I wish I could...sing.

{{-is running out of wishes. xD}}

Granted, but I feel sorry for the china at your home....

I wish I had cool steampunk goggles.

Granted, but your identity is stolen, therefore it is lost

Wish I had my cellphone back

Granted, but my cellphone smithereens are in it

Wish last night didn't suck. XD

granted, but tonight does.

I wish it was still Saturday. x;

Granted, but it is your last Saturday EVER

Wish Killian didn't move. XD

granted, but you move.

I wish I had some ice cream. <3

But it's melted

Wish I wasn't sad

Wish granted, but now boys visit you alot to get more stupider and you don't have any time for yourself. x3 I wish my voice would come back.

Granted, but then your tongue falls out.

I wish that i had 20/20 vision.

Wish granted, but now it is extra loud and shatters glass and makes heads explode with its fearsome sonic waves. I wish I had some more cider mmmmmmm...

Wish Granted. But it's fill with bug juice, too.

I wish I had another wish XD Joking.

I wish there was no such thing as math :(