Granted, but you objected your wish, and thus canceled out the wish in the first place.

I wish I had a pizza.

Wish granted. Now every super villain is after you.

I wish my headache would go away

Granted, but he stabs you and leaves you with Jakken.

I wish I had long pointed ears! >D

Granted, but now socks stick to you, due to static cling.

I wish I had shapeshifting abilities! >D

granted but you get stuck in the form of a rat

i wish i could pass my classes without studying or cheating

Granted. But you become so 'smart' that no one likes you.

I wish I had WAY better drawing skills.

Granted, but the school burned down and your grades went with it...

I wish I wasn't so tired and hungover...

Granted, but now you have Swine Flu

I wish I knew how to play guitar.

granted, but i don't know what the hell they are so you just end up disappearing.

i wish that my mum wasn't mad at me.

Wish granted, but she kills you for no reason.

I wish I could have found this topic sooner!:(

granted but you are killed by a youkai slayer

i wish magic was real

granted, but you accidentally kill yourself with it

i wish i was taller

Granted, But Ppl Look At You Like If You Where A Freak

I Wish I Could Make More Money At Work..... - gosh -

Granted , But It Navy Blue

I Wish I Had A New Red Shirt

Im Kool With That xD

Granted, But You Crash It 3hrs Later Hope You Like Those 3hrs

I Wish I Had A Beer

granted, but it has Windows 2000 on it

I wish I had a nice cell phone

Granted, But You Have To Do Something Else In Those 3 hrs xD Lol

I Wish I Had A 40oz Beer xD

Granted... but once you eat it, it comes out the bottom end right away.

I wish i had a cupcake to eat.

Granted but the frosting consists of whipped boogers.

I wish i had a Bleach DSi cover.

Granted, but The Vice President meets the President of The Middle East and farts while they are both shaking hands, thus the Middle East launches more nucliars war heads for more war.

I wish I had a better way of telling my sentances. -_-