Granted. He's created Matrix. Happy now? XD

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

Wish granted, but you get sick by me...oops sorry

I wish I could fly

Granted, but as sooon as you jump off the building to fly, the power dissapears and you fall to our death.

I wish I wasn't in controll of the world! 8D Let's see how you can get THAT one screwed up.:P

Granted, but everyone walks all over you.

I wish my teeth were perfect, so I wouldn't have all this awful metal on them!

Granted, But Someone Hits Your Mouth In With A Baseball Bat And Lose All Your Front Teeth

I Wish For A Baseball Bat xD

Granted. But someone pulls an AFV and hits you with a baseball in the no-no bits ^.^ I wish I were sleeping right now.

granted, but you never wake up.

I wish for nothing. xD

Granted. You are sent into the vacuum of space.

I wish my betta fish would poop roses so I wouldn't gag every time I cleaned his bowl.

granted, now his crap looks like roses and still smealls like crap.

I wish I was the supreme overlord of this space vacuum vortex. o___o

granted, but someone's coming to destroy your empire.

I wish I had pink hair!

Granted, but your boss doesn't like it and fires you.

I wish I could go to a costume party.

granted, but the smae things that destroyed my empire will dye your hair salmon pink.

I wish I had my empire back!:(

Granted, she loves you and gives you HA clothes, only to figure out she was a dude.:P

I wish I was old enough to buy guns and knives.

Granted, but you have to get a sucky job to earn the money for them.

I wish I could go on vacation.

Wish granted, but Keith thinks you cheated and freezes your account.

I wish I could live at Neverland Ranch.

Granted, but you get stranded on an island cause your plane crashed... and no one saves you.

I wish I was a rawk starrr. :D

granted, but you take a vacation to my destroyed empire and they same things that killed me are cannibles and eat turists.

I wish I did'nt have this crappy job!:(

I wish I had a significant oter >,>

Granted, but now you're a Disney Star.

I wish that I had a scythe! >D

Wish granted, but Death comes to take it back and he takes your soul with him :(

I wish I had an endless supply of lemonade.