Granted, But It Turns Into a Peach Pie I Wish I Had A Sand Dollar

o0o0o0o0o0o Good One I'll Get You'll Later xD

Wish granted, but it breaks as soon as you touch it. I wish I didn't have 3 days worth of homework to catch up on.

Granted, But You Get More Homework Later On

I Wish I Had A New Car.

Granted, but it's a total lemon.

I wish I had a vampire by my side that doesn't sparkle.

Granted, but it turns out that it came from a chop shop, and needs thousands of dollars of repairs before finally being suitable to drive.

I wish I had a Mountain Dew.

Granted, but when you open the Mountain Dew, it sprays all over your computer and the computer dies.

I wish I had a private jet.

Granted, but it's a monster.

I wish I had a significant other.

Granted, but your SO has wandering eyes.

I wish there was less stress.

granted, you get me for the job wich is as ugly as people can get.:P

I wish I had a electric guitar.:(

Granted, but you don't have an amp.

I wish I had a strawberry margarita.

Granted, But It Stabs You In The Neck

I Wish I Was A Vampire Teddy Bear xD

Granted, the family dog takes you out into the sunlight and proceeds to rip out your stuffing. Edit: Late. x.x I wish I was at Jon's house.

Granted but he tries to kill you.

I wish I could kill Kurt and Kenneth :(

GRanted, But They Hunted You Down For Kill'em

I Wish I Was A Vampire Teddy Bear

Granted, but the citizens kill you for trying to be like Count Dracula.

I wish I could meet Megan Fox. 8)

Granted, but they are resurrected.

I wish I had a non-poisoned cookie that doesn't have bugs in it.

Granted, but you kill your ghost.

I wish the person above me made a wish for me to grant.

Granted but none of your clothes look good with them.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, but it draws on its own. And it can only draw chibis of squirrels. I wish I had some pumpkin pie.