Granted, But You Become Someone Else

I Wish I Had A Cup Of Water To Drink

Granted, but you are dissapointed when you realize that your wish wasn't ruined in some horrible way. I wish I had a tasty, non-poisonous cookie.

granted but its soaked with water

i wish i could travel into my favorite anime shows

Granted, but you get put into the dorky female slot.

I wish that I could take a nap right now. D:

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish i had millions of Sp's

Granted but then u lose it all through a site event.

I wish I would be healed

Granted, but then you get hexed again.

I wish I were an anime character.

Granted but you're stuck in constant fan-service situations i wish i had super powers

Granted, but your superpower accidentally kills everything on Earth. Guess having acid that spreads on its own seeping from your skin wasn't a good idea...

I wish I could magically be amazing enough to get onto the Glee cast.

Granted but then the magic fails in the important moment.

I wish I could be in America tomorrow

granted but you get deported because you came here illegally

i wish i could go back in time and kill Hitler

garanted, but then there starts evil even worse out of his followers...

I wish processes in court wouldn't take that long

Granted, but the verdicts are more likely to be guilty.

I wish I had another Reeses.

Granted, but someone steals it from you

I wish I wouldn't be so tired right now

Granted, but your computer crashes, and the power goes down leaving you with nothing to do throughout the night.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow night when all my friends are going out for Halloween.

granted but all the parties suck and no one hands out candy

i wish i had a clean room

Granted, but then a tornado comes through, and destroys your house.. I wish I could see him again, now.

Granted. But it's the last time you ever get to see him. ; . ;

I wish I wasn't so scared.

Granted. But now you're too brave, dive off a cliff, and smash your head on something below.

I wish all the men I consider sexy in my videogames and manga were alive.

Granted! But they end up being far too sexy for you. :<

I wish that men were the ones who got preggo.