Free Gift: El Wood



Another year has come and gone, and so many things have changed. But not the majesty of impressive wood - Have you been taking care of your wood? You have to keep it well oiled and rub down the rough edges, because when you take care of your wood, your wood takes care of you.

I understand you might not want to practice on your own wood the first time, so please, practice with mine. I have more than enough to go around, and it\'s free.
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Dia903
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thank u

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Dia903
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thank u

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by tiek16
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You receive:

Woodrow

and 100 sP thank you

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CATNIP
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This reminds me of Ren and Stimpy&;s amazing toy "LOG"

OMG I KNOW RIGHT? FU.NNY!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CATNIP
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LOL SICK!!!! too funny!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sirenia
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thank you for the wood i will use it for lots of things and love it more lol...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mudkipz258
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You're amazing XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MallowEater
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BWAHAHAHA. You guys have sick minds.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CelticRaiN
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Thanks, again, for the wood! xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Buffy
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I'm so sad I missed it this year but I couldn't get online.. :(

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mutilatrix
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It's Log, it's Log~
It's better than bad-- It's good!

Everyone wants a Log~
You're gonna love it Log~
Come on and get your Log~

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Loki_826
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Oh...oh god. HAHAHA. Elwood, you slut! :D ❤

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Briar
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OHMY elwood that is awesome

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mythology
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XDDD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by KB02
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lol absolutely hysterical. totally made my day ~_^

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by PlooshieQueen
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Absolutely priceless... :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Leviathan
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oh. my. god.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by saRAWR
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haha! love it xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rayfelle
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LOL. oh gawd i think i laughed too hard at that >.>

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by lord-polokus
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This is so bad its funny. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by GameCubeGirl
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Oh my, Elwood..you're wood is very hard indeed!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Dews
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gutter...can't help it

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ghost_935
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Oh my. How very generous of you, sir.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by L130053
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Krr. What did I just read.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jeggon
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WOOOOOOD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kittycatrat
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Wow! This is too far! It's sick! You guys are all disgusting!

But... seriously... if I read this at night while I was drunktired... I'd probably laugh so hard that I'd wake up the neighbors. I love you guys XD.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jovian
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oh Elwood, you shouldn't have.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Coppy
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OMG! Just coming back to Subeta from a week in hell, and you guys are making me LMAO!

Thanks so much, Coppy

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by wrjp
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teeehee

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kaminskas
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My inner five-year-old is giggling. So is my outer college student.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bokuto
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ROFL xD i will make sure to take a good care of this wood xDD haha i love you subeta

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Fray
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LOL. LOL. LOL.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Gray
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I giggled.

This is awesome.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Malygna
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I'll play with your wood in public, Elwood.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Maple
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I feel so touched... by this wood.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MCNUZZ
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Wow.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kakashi
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Careful not to get splinters while rubbing yer wood. >-<

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tempest
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HAHAHAHA! Oh, I'll make sure to keep my wood well taken care of.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by mmmh81
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mmmm, wood! i like to keep mine out where every one can enjoy it! haha sorry!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by VOLTAGE
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OH EL WOOD, YOU!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sylverwyng
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blink Did I just read that right?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tekki
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This reminds me of Ren and Stimpy's amazing toy "LOG"

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by TRUTH_382
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oh wow LMAO

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Pinklolly87
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lmao this is exactly why Subeta is the best <3 At least El Wood is generous enough to let you borrow HIS wood to "practice on" should u feel insecure about oiling up your own! xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by quailien
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Oh my :">

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by so2o
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I came.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by QueenBandit
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haha this is awesome!! I will definitely take care of my wood from now on xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by operationivy
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Gotta love April Fools Day pranks!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lindsie
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Oh my, LOLOLOLOL.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rayen
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It's Log from Blammo!

Sorry I had to, my inner child giggled seeing this item.

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