Elwood, you have problems.
v-vomits...
Brb, dieing xD
Oh mister Elwood, you really know how to charm a guy in to playing with your wood. But I fear it might be a little too big for me to play with...
I shall indeed play with my wood in public!
...I need to cleanse my mind now
I died.
Oh god, Elwood. I lol'd and all, but... oh god.
Pffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt LMAO. Oh my god.
Pffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt LMAO. Oh my god.
Oh Elwood, I will cherish this wood forever.
I especially like the comment from Foreverjaded: "I seriously just choked on the banana I was eating!"
Lol that was freakin' hysterical! XD
I totally take care of my wood Oh how diry you are, Elwood, no wonder I've always adored you.
I can only imagine what would happen if someone ever posted this on neopets.
That's the sexiest thing I've heard all day. Awwwww yeah.
I think i may have laughed so hard i actually wet myself a little XD
I think I am missing yet another reference of some sort...but the innuendo made me laugh.
Ugh, evil double poast of doom. DIE stabs
PFFFFF. Elwood, dangit. I just shot tea out of my nose. :I
I could say sooo many thing about this. I shall take care of it!
My wood smells funny, know anything to cure such a predicament?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOG'D! but lol I didn't even think NTAS before I thought that this is totally suggesting a penis. I only realized it after I cam here to comment on the innuendo. Whoops.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOG'D! but lol I didn't even think NTAS before I thought that this is totally suggesting a penis. I only realized it after I cam here to comment on the innuendo. Whoops.
you can never have enough wood.. |D
I seriously just choked on the banana I was eating! LMAO!!!
Elwood, I thought we had something special. And now you are just giving our your wood to everyone for free. WE ARE THROUGH.
And I'm keeping the wood.
I got some wood.
Oh dear god. XD I love you Elwood, and I'll take REALLLLLL~ good care of your wood for you ;)
I forgot today was Elwood day. XD
lmao okay then.
I love it!!! LMAO
Fuuu---- oh lawd lmao
Hello, gutter, nice to meet you. XDDDD
...oh my o.o
What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs Rolls over your neighbor's dog? It fits on your back It's great for a snack It's LOG LOG LOG.
IT'S LOG! IT'S LOG! IT'S BIG, IT'S HEAVY, IT'S WOOD! IT'S LOG! IT'S LOG! IT'S BETTER THAN BAD, IT'S GOOD!
..~*~everyone wants a log. everyone needs a log. it's logloglog! 8D
fat wood
I'll make sure to rub it down every day.
Bwahahaha! Thank you for the item and the laughter! :D
Nice wood.
I prefer to rub my weeiner....he actually likes it, wood doesn't enjoy being rubbed
loud snort
rotflmao i don't think I have ever giggled so much at a news post before. Never change Subeta, never change!
Got Wood?
Dies XD
Elwood you must be desperate if you're giving it away for free. :( You could've charged for your wood you know.
Glad to know my mind is not the only one in the gutter this time. Oh the innuendo.(;
Pffft this post
I could say so much about it, but seeing as this is supposed to be PG-13, I'll just keep my mouth shut.
Trying to get mind out of gutter. Failing. Haha Subeta <3