Can't. Stop. Laughing.
I'm so happy that you share your abundant wood with us all. :"D ❤
I polish mine every day.
I'll have fun with my new wood.
Oh Elwood you naughty boy. ;3
... oh God no
pfffffhahaha
"I have more than enough to go around" LOL
I love this suggestive news post to no end xD
I approve of this suggestive sounding news post. :D
Sings ''It's LOG, It's LOG, it's big, it's heavy, it's WOOD. It's LOG, It's LOG, it's better than bad, it's GOOD!!''
....this sounds so wrong xD
My GOD I love Elwood and his naughtiness.
LOL, i accidentally spit-take'd in my dog's face xD
Poor Buddy....xDDD
This site is hilarious!
Don't worry, Im a pro at taking care of my wood all smooth.
lolololol
I FORGOT ELWOOD DAY.
This. It's why I love Elwood. xD
BTW: Haven't had any wood in a looong time. So thanks! :D
Oh my god, I love this site. And I love you Elwood ❤️
Ohhh, my. o////o
and its FREE?!?
Nice. Innuendo.
....Elwood you are AWESOME.
....I felt the need to insert something else, but I will resist.
Uhm....weird description....but hey a free gift c:
fun for grandma too? awwww yeaahh
.....WTF?
also to , not sure if we can put links in here but... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP0kWqJJZa4
lmfao.
Bidoof thanks you for the new wood he can gnaw on to keep his teeth down.
"What's the matter, Susie? What's the matter, Jill? We're sick of our toys, we've had our fill!"
No Wood for Girls? For shame, Elwood, for shame.
lmao i havent heared the log song in forever!!
OMG Kyradriel that's just what I came here to post.
, the Ren & Stimpy cartoon... it's a commercial jingle for "Log" the uh, toy?
What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs? Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's log, log, log!
Elwood, you may be a made-up character, but, i friggin love you. I'd love to play with yo wood anyday ;D (person who types his stuff = MIND'SPLODE )
WOW. That's all I can say.
o_0
;-; -covers eyes- oh subeta WHY ;A;
I see what you did there.
Ha, I get it, Elwood.
Could someone please explain the log song for me? I've never heard of it.
-sucks on finger- I got a splinter :(
Awesomesauce :)
Bwhahahahaha! Priceless!
XD Wood eh? Nice one lol.
Lmao. Subeta, oh how I love thee.
"the majesty of impressive wood" bahaha! Also, yay for the Log song! XD
I almost DID fall out of my chair from laughing. I just love the line I have more than enough to go around Even better that it comes from the hottie NPC Elwood ;) Love this!
BEST NEWS POST EVER.