Free Gift: El Wood



Another year has come and gone, and so many things have changed. But not the majesty of impressive wood - Have you been taking care of your wood? You have to keep it well oiled and rub down the rough edges, because when you take care of your wood, your wood takes care of you.

I understand you might not want to practice on your own wood the first time, so please, practice with mine. I have more than enough to go around, and it\'s free.
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by mleon
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Yesssss. Wooood.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cross
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Oh thank god I'm not the only one whose brain went right in the gutter when reading this.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Droog
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This is the most beautiful wood I have ever seen.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by wizardry
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hahahaa ilu subeta

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DuhBlond
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LOLOLOL I adore you subeta LOOL

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lily
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It's log, it's log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good! :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by JENNEEVA
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BAHAHAH omg I cannot stop laughing, thanks for the free wood Subeta! I'll do my best to take care of it properly.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Linux
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lmao Elwood

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Corvid_284
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It's log, it's log, everyone wants a log - it's better than bad - it's good!

Also, you pervs. -_-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ghirahim
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Pfffffffffft. xD Win~

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Parisa
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-die-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cataclysmic
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Lulwut This is why I love Subeta ^-^

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Monsoon
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o..m..g! lmfao! gigglesnort

Also reminds me of "Log" from Cow and Chicken. :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ego_144
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Haaaaahaha

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Umby
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fdjjgdf Oh god. I'm so glad no one else is home because I almost died. It's supposed to be dirty xD Running Elwood gag.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by what
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Got to have some wood

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Femefatalis
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gigglesnort That just TOTALLY made my day! ;)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by corpse
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Oh good LORD the innuendo! You dog you, Elwood.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fledgling
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How much wood does Elwood have? Too much, is the answer. Put it away mate.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Para
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I am immediately reminded of Log from Ren & Stimpy. haha I love it.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tattered
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...Yep, there goes my mind into the gutter.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ShakenBridge
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Oh my blush the innuendo!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Live_675
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Did I miss something? XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by jem
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WOOD. <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Azrael
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Oh gooooodddd XDDD I love you Elwood.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Saga
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Lol wood <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by VALHALLA
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Oh, the double entendre!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nuke
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...................................oh

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ringo
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ROFL!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Hathor
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LOL I love subeta xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Halofire
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A pet log~

Oh dear, what should I name it?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Weezing
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... Smells like innuendo.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SAKE
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Is it bad that I thought dirty after reading this? Lol sorry. ._.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fail
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FREE WOOD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by L33tk1ll3r
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Sweet!

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