Free Gift: El Wood



Another year has come and gone, and so many things have changed. But not the majesty of impressive wood - Have you been taking care of your wood? You have to keep it well oiled and rub down the rough edges, because when you take care of your wood, your wood takes care of you.

I understand you might not want to practice on your own wood the first time, so please, practice with mine. I have more than enough to go around, and it\'s free.
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Loving
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Oh how I'd absolutely loooove to practice with Elwood's wood. ;P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SpringMoon
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by metal
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LOL I didn't even have to look to see that this was from Elwood.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vermilla
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Lolol Dirty!! XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by emy
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YAY FREE WOOD

I choked on my tea reading this. Oh elwood...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Paulv2010
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so elwood wants me to do what with his wood sorry geezer but i need both hands for mine lol :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CallaSoreon
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Mmm I like me some wood!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Peppermint
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Elwood, I love you. 8'D Don't worry, I'll take good care of my wood. strokes it

shot

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by sentimental
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I don't really get it o: it's just kind of a dirty joke..so i don't really understand what it has to do with april fools :c

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

XD the internet it cursed me when I opened my first webpage I can never get back to my childhood innocence XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ladyarah
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Elwood, I love you so much XD You and your dirty little mind just made my day!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by skydreamer
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"I understand you might not want to practice on your own wood the first time, so please, practice with mine. I have more than enough to go around, and it's free." :) Aaaw, he's being considerate. ;P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deathscythe
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Oh...my. I feel like I need to clean my mind after this. I love you Subeta, I really do. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by sick
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Oh my.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Arceus
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I tried to keep a straight face.

I failed.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Satyr
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hot

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Hail
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FFFFOHMAN, I love you Elwood. You never cease to amuse me, really. AND I'D LOVE TO PRACTICE WITH YOUR WOOD, THANK YOU. X3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by vessel
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I've got a huge log on for you, Elwood.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Emili
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Elwood, this MUST be why I brave the internet on April Fool's Day. xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Roxan
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I love you Elwood!

plays with wood

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mish
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LOG!! :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lin
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Elwood, I fucking love you and it would be an honor to... play with your wood.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kaneki
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I giggled. Loudly.

To the point my dog looked at me strange. And then left. Now I'm sad. At least I have this wood to play with.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Invisible
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Subeta is the only pet site that gives me wood!

^ LOL

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tinkerbabe
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Well, it is April fools day! It took me most of today to realize that, lolololol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by PakiAna
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LOL

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rainey
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Quote
Good lord I snorted soda out of my nose and now it hurts.</p>
<p>Posted by Able
I just did this snorting with my coffee...thankfully I turned my head else I would have been driving to Walmart for a new keyboard :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rainey
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Got wood? hahaaa!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by mini
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I'll play with my wood in public just for you Elwood.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rei_106
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Say what now? o.o'

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Qingge
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only you elwood

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Alaska
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.............hahahahahaha.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Leslee
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I see what you did there.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by famine
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I love Subeta. ;~; And Elwood's wood. I WILL CHERISH THIS WOOD.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kiraikage
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lol how his name conveniently splits into "el wood" teeee heeee

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by AcaciaKumori
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Ohh, Elwood. This is why I love Subeta.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nova
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Now I can leave my boyfriend's wood alone. tries to push out thoughts of the grandma hands on the wood Thanks for that description btw.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aphrodite_226
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Thanks Subeta, I promise I'll take a good care of my El Wood ❤

I'll and polish mine right about now, brb.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by zwitter
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Subeta is the only pet site that gives me wood!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Able
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Good lord I snorted soda out of my nose and now it hurts.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Koikoi
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This is why I love Subeta.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by chalara9696
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Only on Subeta xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Katts
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aw I love you guys XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Venom
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Aww, Keith gave me wood .

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Paws
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YAY A LOG.

I just wanted to be the only person who didn't lol at the innuendo. Yay Wood!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Xuanmeng
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rubs the wood

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by anagram
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Bwahaha, dirty mind. :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Dracien
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Why yes, I do believe I shall go play with my wood in public! ;D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chou
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"...with all your wood tricks!" XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by KhepriRa
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I'm going to take good care of my wood now! ;3

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