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Subeta Update Trapped Minions Rework!

The rescue station in the Galaxan Wastelands has been completely rebuilt! Celesse now runs the operation. She'll greet you, comment on the minions, and celebrate when you pop a bubble. Each trapped minion gets a cute nickname and a visible satisfaction meter that fills as you feed it. No more invisi...

Pet Spotlight: Community Review Pilot

Hey everyone! We're trying something new with the Pet Spotlight, and we need your help to test it.

The Problem

The spotlight queue has gotten really long, with some of you have been waiting years for your pet to be reviewed. That's not fair to anyone, and it's not sustainable. I want to fix that!

The Idea

Instead of staff being the only ones who review pets, we're opening it up to the community. You can sign up as a Spotlight Judge and help review nominated pets. Esmerelda — yes, that Esmerelda — is running the show.

How It Works

For Judges

  • Visit the Pet Spotlight and click "Review Pets"
  • Click "Become a Spotlight Judge" to opt in
  • You'll be shown pets to review — up to 5 per day
  • For each pet, you check off criteria:
    • Visual Design
    • Story / Character
    • Treasure Chest (does it fit the vibe?)
    • Minion (does it fit the theme?)
    • Name
    • Completeness
  • Give an overall star rating (1-5)
  • Leave optional written feedback for the owner
  • Earn 50,000 sP per review
  • Work toward four new Spotlight Judge achievements

For Pet Owners

  • Your pet gets reviewed by multiple community members
  • You'll receive detailed feedback on what's working and what could be improved — delivered personally by Esmerelda (she has opinions)
  • Pets that pass community review go straight into the winner queue

The Rules

  • You can't review your own pets
  • You can't review your friends' pets
  • Your reviews build a reputation score over time — reviewers whose scores align with the consensus gain more influence
  • Pets need agreement from multiple reviewers to pass or fail (no one person decides)

This Is a Pilot

I'm starting with just 5 pets from the existing queue. This is a test run to make sure the system works and feels fair before we open it up to everyone.

We will honor the results. Whatever the community decides for these 5 pets, that's what happens.

We Want Your Feedback

After you've tried it — whether as a judge or a pet owner — please reply to this thread and tell me:

  • Was the review process clear and easy to follow?
  • Did the criteria make sense?
  • Did the feedback feel useful (for owners)?
  • Was the sP reward fair?
  • What would you change?

Your feedback will directly shape the final version of this feature.

What's Next

If the pilot goes well, I'm planning some improvements and changes to the system:

  • Seasonal themed spotlight competitions tied to holidays (Morostide, Luminaire, etc.)
  • Top 3 seasonal winners with special trophies
  • More rewards for active judges (reactions, avatar borders)
  • Opening the full queue to community review
  • Potentially moving back to more winners being drawn more frequently (we've got over 300 pets waiting to be judged!)

Head over to the Pet Spotlight to check it out!

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Subeta Update Dark Content Area Option!

You can now toggle a dark content area on any theme! Head to Dashboard > [Themes](https://subeta.net/preferences.php?act=layout) and check "Dark content area" to flip the main content background to dark while keeping your theme's personality and colors. Great for reducing eye strain, especially on d...

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Subeta Update Way More Rare Items in Shops!

Rare item restock chances have been significantly increased: rare items now have a 30% chance (was 15%), very rare 12% (was 4%), and r99 4% (was 1%). Each shop reserves 15% of its shelf space specifically for rare+ now, so common items can never crowd them out entirely.

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Subeta Update Shop Restocking Fixed!

Fixed broken shop restocking that was causing shops to feel empty with mostly common items. The price lookup cache and clearing logic have been repaired. Shops now restock every ~3 minutes (was 5), fill to 65% capacity (was 50%), and process 5 shops per cycle (was 3).

🚅 Lag update!

hey everyone — sorry for the quiet week. here are some updates:

  • lag on both sites. we hit another AI crawler situation, which is becoming a recurring theme honestly. the good news is i've gotten faster at identifying and blocking these — you should already be noticing both sites feeling snappier now that that traffic is cut off.
  • broken cron jobs. a bunch of the timed features that folks have been bringing up: the recycle beast, the potion lottery, pet spotlight, these all run on a scheduler, and something's been off with that scheduler. some things aren't firing at all, others are running at the wrong time. i'm tracking down what's going wrong and getting those back on their normal schedule.
  • 404s: this was an issue for a few minutes due to the bot blocking. should be resolved now!

more updates as things shake out. thanks for your patience!

(chaotic) TOKEN SHOP RESTOCK

It's been ages since we had a proper chaotic Token Shop restock! Get your wizard tokens together and keep an eye on the shop. Each restock will stock different items, so you've got some hard decisions to make. 👀

I will be restocking the shop over the next 24 hours or so. The time limit between purchases will not be changed.

New Contest: Monochrome

New contest: Monochrome - 10,000,000sP prize pool, 2 days to enter!

A new Subeta Team contest has started! 🎨

Subeta Team Contest: Monochrome (Week of Mar 22)

Design a monochromatic outfit masterpiece. Choose one color family and create a cohesive look using only items in that color range.

Theme: Monochrome • Prize Pool: 10,000,000sP (split among top 5) • Duration: 2 days • Entry: FREE!

Enter the Contest

Good luck to all participants! 🌟

Seasonal Quest Shop

The Seasonal Quest Shop now has spring items in it! Thanks to various users pointing out that the Millionaire Center currently doesn't have a season set, which is ruining the pricing of items outside the current season, I've held off on adding new items until we get it fixed in the next week! Sorry about the delay.

Winter is almost over

We will be switching the Millionaire Center and Seasonal Quest Shop to spring tomorrow, March 21.

For those who are asking about snowballs, we will open the shop and allow you to throw again next week! I always forget that snowballs can interrupt Survival's strains. I want to make sure there is no chance of this happening. <3

New Contest: Monochrome

New contest: Monochrome - 10,000,000sP prize pool, 2 days to enter!

A new Subeta Team contest has started! 🎨

Subeta Team Contest: Monochrome (Week of Mar 15)

Design a monochromatic outfit masterpiece. Choose one color family and create a cohesive look using only items in that color range.

Theme: Monochrome • Prize Pool: 10,000,000sP (split among top 5) • Duration: 2 days • Entry: FREE!

Enter the Contest

Good luck to all participants! 🌟

New Contest: Monochrome

New contest: Monochrome - 10,000,000sP prize pool, 2 days to enter!

A new Subeta Team contest has started! 🎨

Subeta Team Contest: Monochrome (Week of Mar 8)

Design a monochromatic outfit masterpiece. Choose one color family and create a cohesive look using only items in that color range.

Theme: Monochrome • Prize Pool: 10,000,000sP (split among top 5) • Duration: 2 days • Entry: FREE!

Enter the Contest

Good luck to all participants! 🌟