The rules are simple. One person asks a question, another responds with a weird or humorous answer before asking a question of their own, and so it goes.

I'll start. Why did the chicken cross the road?

It wanted revenge.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

Way too much.

How now brown cow?

Meow meow meow meow. washes face with paw

Hey diddle diddle, cat with the fiddle...

Is this not a fluffy giggle??

Yes, it is not.

Where do babies come from?

Babies come from maybes

Why is the sky blue?

Because some dummy spilled a bunch of Windex all over it.

What really killed the dinosaurs?

Because it is not green!

Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

The gallant Sir Lancelot, of course!

What is ice made of?

The same stuff Columbo's glass eye is made out of.

If a red house has red bricks and a blue house has blue bricks, what color bricks does a green house have?

Green houses are made of glass

How many fingers do you have?

The same amount as I have toes.

Mary,Mary quite contrary ,how does you garden grow?

With giant Venus flytraps that are large enough to eat humans, though they much prefer goats.

What are the names of 's penguins?

Charlie & Abigail

Why do Ostriches stick there heads in the ground?

They're looking for mole people.

Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?

Willie Wonka. It took forever to figure out how to do this, but it's a best selling flavor.

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How many months in a year?

The same person that sang mares eat oats & does eat oats. Why did the lamb eat all my pretty Ivy?

Because that girl Ivy was a vegetarian

How do bumblebees fly?

Very poorly.

What color does your favorite song smell like?