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One egg.
Who let them cows out?!
[tot=KatchRocketman]
The dogs: they've figured out how to work the gates!
How do flamethrowers work?
[tot=cjstart] [flower=cjstart]
By recycling! Firefighters use vacuums to suck up flames from burning buildings. Every flame then gets transferred to flamethrowers, ready to use at any time!
Why do cats wiggle their butts before pouncing?
Owner of EVERY Charlie item on Subeta!
Member of Team BFFs & Team Gold!
It is a dance to honor the goddess of hunting. With her aegis they will be sure to succeed!
Why does it take so long to see the doctor even when you are on-time for your appointment?
Because the Doctor always sets the Tardis for the wrong minute.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
[tot=KatchRocketman]
The same as an untamed velociraptor's!
How do you make a car do a wheelie?
Owner of EVERY Charlie item on Subeta!
Member of Team BFFs & Team Gold!
Put a spider on the road in front of it. It'll recoil in fear.
Are you a wizard?
[tot=KatchRocketman]
Only when it’s a full moon.
How many legs does a centipede have?
:3
More than she can count. If you ask one, she will lie to you.
How many legs does a man have?
Four in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at night!
What makes the sound of thunder?
Owner of EVERY Charlie item on Subeta!
Member of Team BFFs & Team Gold!
Angels bowling. Either that or the Big Night Cat's purring.
Would you like to go to a party with me?
[tot=KatchRocketman]
Absolutely not. You are obviously trying to trick me into getting into the car with you. I'll stay right here, thank you very much.
What's the correct way to put on a pair of pants?
[tot=cjstart] [flower=cjstart]
There is none. Wearing pants is improper.
How many hedges could a hedgehog hog if a hedgehog could hog hedges?
[tot=KatchRocketman]
2.1 MegaParterre per second
Why did you forget to go to the pharmacy...again?
They don't hog hedges. Everyone knows they hog steak.
What time is it?
[tot=superferretlover]
July group!
GAME TIME! Oh wait, I forgot to set my watch back. It's hammer time.
What kind of ice cream is the best to fling at people?
[tot=KatchRocketman]
Why Waste Ice cream when you can throw bland Mashed turnips instead?
What is Photosynthesis?
Sp vouchers [tot=aries][tot=pyritefraxure]
A thesis about Photosyn? Sounds about right.
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