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Apr 4, 2018 8 years ago
KatchRocketman
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One egg.

Who let them cows out?!

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Apr 4, 2018 8 years ago
cjstart
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Bruce Wayde

The dogs: they've figured out how to work the gates!

How do flamethrowers work?

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Apr 10, 2018 8 years ago
Dragonfish
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Altostratus Tea

By recycling! Firefighters use vacuums to suck up flames from burning buildings. Every flame then gets transferred to flamethrowers, ready to use at any time!

Why do cats wiggle their butts before pouncing?

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Apr 10, 2018 8 years ago
Solsticesprite
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It is a dance to honor the goddess of hunting. With her aegis they will be sure to succeed!


Why does it take so long to see the doctor even when you are on-time for your appointment?

Apr 11, 2018 8 years ago
KatchRocketman
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Because the Doctor always sets the Tardis for the wrong minute.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Apr 12, 2018 7 years ago
Dragonfish
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The same as an untamed velociraptor's!

How do you make a car do a wheelie?

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Apr 13, 2018 7 years ago
KatchRocketman
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Put a spider on the road in front of it. It'll recoil in fear.

Are you a wizard?

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Apr 15, 2018 7 years ago
Dustie
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Pashmina

Only when it’s a full moon.

How many legs does a centipede have?

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Apr 15, 2018 7 years ago
Solsticesprite
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More than she can count. If you ask one, she will lie to you.

How many legs does a man have?

Apr 16, 2018 7 years ago
Dragonfish
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Four in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at night!

What makes the sound of thunder?

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Apr 16, 2018 7 years ago
KatchRocketman
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Angels bowling. Either that or the Big Night Cat's purring.

Would you like to go to a party with me?

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Apr 16, 2018 7 years ago
cjstart
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Bruce Wayde

Absolutely not. You are obviously trying to trick me into getting into the car with you. I'll stay right here, thank you very much.

What's the correct way to put on a pair of pants?

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Apr 16, 2018 7 years ago
KatchRocketman
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There is none. Wearing pants is improper.

How many hedges could a hedgehog hog if a hedgehog could hog hedges?

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Apr 16, 2018 7 years ago
Solsticesprite
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2.1 MegaParterre per second


Why did you forget to go to the pharmacy...again?

Apr 16, 2018 7 years ago
The Plushie Collector
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They don't hog hedges. Everyone knows they hog steak.

What time is it?

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July group!

Apr 16, 2018 7 years ago
KatchRocketman
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GAME TIME! Oh wait, I forgot to set my watch back. It's hammer time.

What kind of ice cream is the best to fling at people?

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Apr 16, 2018 7 years ago
Aries
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Why Waste Ice cream when you can throw bland Mashed turnips instead?

What is Photosynthesis?

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Apr 17, 2018 7 years ago
pink_dolphin
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A thesis about Photosyn? Sounds about right.

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Apr 17, 2018 7 years ago
cjstart
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Bruce Wayde

Um guess my answer is everything since it's the exact opposite of nothing.

Why is sugar so sweet?

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Apr 17, 2018 7 years ago
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Sugar is made of dehydrated unicorn tears, and unicorns are the sweetest creatures known to mankind.

Who is Captain Jack Sparrow?

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