Spinning around and around until you get so dizzy you vomit.

How do colorless green ideas sleep?

With a cup of chamomile and lavender tea and a good book.

Which came first, the chicken or the divorce papers?

Obviously the divorce papers. I mean, how else would the chickens have known how to divorce?

What happens when the temperature rises during summer?

The equation becomes too hot and needs a divider.

Should we marry for love?

Of course. How else would the friendzone exist?

What's the best martial arts style?

Kung pao chicken.

Why is grass green?

Because the color blue was already taken by the sky.

What time did the moon rise over the chicken coop?

The instant the last rooster fell asleep.

How much is a gallon of gasoline?

Five teeth.

Why did Jimmy crack corn?

Jimmy forgot to use leave-in conditioner on his crops.

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

At least 867 unless he meets up with The Wizard of Oz first and then it just a hop,skip and 3 jumps and he is a man!

Ummmm. Guess no answer here since there was no question.

How will Trump actually fund his supposed border wall?

By selling bottles of air from his lungs at $100 per bottle, which nobody will buy because who wants to pay that much for gas?

What are clouds made of?

Snips & snails and puppy dog tails, that's what clouds are made of!

Sugar & spice & everything nice , what is/are made of these items?

The universe.

What ever happened to Luke Skywalker's severed hand?

No such thing. He never did perform well enough to get anything but boos and rotten tomatoes.

How old are you today?

Younger than the valleys and not nearly as old as the hills, somewhere in between a rock and a hard place and ain't done "kicking" yet.

Why did the cat climb up the clock?

To make me anxious as heck because I know one of these days she's gonna knock it down and then there's gonna be broken glass all over the carpet...

Who shot Caleb Rentpayer?

Humpty Dumpty shot him.

Why is the Earth round?

Because it ate Pop Rocks and drank soda at the same time.

What two things go together better than peanut butter and jelly?