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Why do they still allow Quentin Taratino to still make movies?

Because he bribes them with donuts.

If C-3P0 was built by Anakin Skywalker, does that technically make him Luke and Leia's brother?

I thought it was authentic.

Wouldn't "Absurd Answers Only" be more fitting?

But "Incorrect Answers Only" is one size fits all!

How would you describe the taste of coffee?

When pigs fly? Or, maybe when it is the 12th of never cause that is a very long time.

What did the Easter Bunny say to The Great Pumpkin?

I believe in you!

What did Santa say to Mohandas Gandhi?

I think you're a bit too stoned if we're having a proper conversation like this.... fades into background

How is radioactivity cleaned up?

With a knife.

Who let the dogs out?

Yes, 'Who' let the dogs out.

Why didn't the world end in 2012?

People read it upside down, it says 5105.

Why are plants green?

Because they are jealous of we humans and our colorful wardrobes.

Why does the seas rush to shore?

They feel so lonely without the shore.

What do you do when life gives you lemons?

Quickly get sugar,water,cups, pitcher and plenty of ice and set up a lemonade stand.

Why did the bear go over the mountain?

The tunnel through the mountain had a traffic jam, Over the mountain was then suggested by her GPS navigator app.

Whatever was Jack Horner doing with his thumbs anyways?

Jack and his good friend Jill were hitching a ride to the hospital as he had broken his crown and was already showing signs of a really bad concussion.

What did Mickey Mouse say to Donald Duck when he saw Minnie Mouse flirting with Goofy?

"Too bad. She'll soon learn that shoe sizes aren't always accurate."

Who's the lamest superhero ever?

The only one who dies in every page of the comic.

How about a magic trick?

Sounds delightful.

What magic trick are you going to do?

Chronological erasures don't work here.

Eggs what?

Eggsactly is the correct answer.

Why does one Spring ahead but Fall behind!