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Okay, so this is how it works: You make a wish, and the next poster grants it, but ruins it. As an example: Poster 1: I wish I could fly Poster 2: Wish granted, but you get sucked into a hurricane then die. I wish I had a pet tiger. Poster 3: Wish granted, but it bites your head off. Etc. Etc. Etc.

So, here's my wish. I wish I had some ice-cream.

Granted. But it hs cockroaches is it.

I wish I had purple eyes.

granted. but people think your weird and put you into testing.

i wish i had all the things ive ever wanted.

Wish granted, but it turns out everything has little bombs on it, they explode, and burn down your house.

I wish dragons were real.

Wish granted. But they conquer the world and destroy all of humanity!

I wish I could fly n.n

Granted. You enjoy flying around until you get sucked into an Jet's Air Intake. You get mulched and the plane crashes, killing everyone aboard.

I wish I could jump into videogames!

Wish granted, but you accidentally fall into Pac Man and get eaten by him, confusing you for one of the little dots.

I wish I could afford cooler clothes for my HA

Granted, you can afford them but can't wear them.
I wish I could turn into a wolf and back again.

granted, you can turn into a wolf, but upon your transformation back into a human, you sneeze and become a half-man, half-wolf, and thus you become an outcast in society, ultimately becoming a murderer. poor you.

i wish i could drink some milk right now. with a cookie, please.

Granted, but the milk is rotted and the cookie is moldy. D:

I wish I had someone to cook for me. u.u

granted, but the they can only cook toast

i wish i had time to read all of the books i own

Granted, you have got enough time, but you develop an allergy for reading (?) or at least for books. D:

I wish I could have.. someone. :o

granted, but that person turns on you and murders you in your sleep

i wish i could have all the chocolate i wanted and never got any fatter

Granted, but it's poisoned. D:

I wish I was moved into my new house! D:

granted, but you get kicked out 2 hrs later. I wish my pet was the strongest pet in ALL OF SUBETA :D

Granted, but you get frozen because it was all due to some hacker. I wish I could draw better.

Granted, but you're eternally asleep.

I wish I could remember everything I learned.

Wish granted, but now you have to live past the end of the world, and live your life floating randomly through space.

I wish I didn't have to do homework.

Granted, but you fail your classes anyway because your teachers all suddenly hate you.

I wish we had junk food.

Granted, but it makes you morbidly obese.

I wish I were a billionaire.