Thoughts and prayers change what the mind can conceive it can achieve only dead fish go with the flow.
How can I get a yacht that floats in Texas nowadays?
Jho learned of the birth a of an Alicorn, and chose to pursue that goal from that same angle. To hell with the Changelings...
Want to talk about conflicts of interest?
I don't need what you're selling.
What is this?
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Four pounds, two schillings, and three pence; adjusted for domestic inflation from 1876.
Does the chairman really look like that?
It takes two weeks for an answer, which is always "Don't ask".
Who is this imbecile who thinks my cold dead heart is for their taking?
I saw him on the train.
Wherefore art is huh?
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A Jackson Pollock paint by numbers kit is in order.
Where did Picasso find models for those paintings of his?
Hell. They just followed him home, and he asked his mommy if he could keep them because they eat cheap.
When is the second coming?
I think the second just passed but another one is coming up in a second.
Why is milk so cheap?
Your car is nice, as far as two axles go.
How do the mothers in cat food commercials even get pregnant in the first place?
When a marketing-media conglomerate and an agribusiness-rentier conglomerate love each other very much, they conspire to take your money and rape your land.
Have you ever sung the blues?
It takes two full turns of the crankshaft to reach top dead center for cylinder No. 1.
How do you fight something that preys on your strengths?
The apostle James didn't say that.
Have you ever been mellow?
I'm doused in flame retardant chemicals, and you're the one who's whining!
Is it any wonder you're single?
The temperature drops all the time.
How many pens are in the universe?
Yellow!
Who runs the world?
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(I apologize for the insanity that is my WL, it's a WIP)
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Fifty one.
When is it appropriate to buy a car?
When there is no likelihood of needing a tie-breaker.
What kind of tie should I wear to a seafood restaurant?
My coffee mug says "As black as my cold dead heart".
Tell me, why do I want an S.O.?