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Sep 24, 2020 5 years ago
Solsticesprite
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Thoughts and prayers change what the mind can conceive it can achieve only dead fish go with the flow.

How can I get a yacht that floats in Texas nowadays?

Sep 25, 2020 5 years ago
February30th
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Zamaradi Moyo

Jho learned of the birth a of an Alicorn, and chose to pursue that goal from that same angle. To hell with the Changelings...

Want to talk about conflicts of interest?

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Sep 26, 2020 5 years ago
Fairy Catcher
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I don't need what you're selling.

What is this?

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Sep 27, 2020 5 years ago
Solsticesprite
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Four pounds, two schillings, and three pence; adjusted for domestic inflation from 1876.

Does the chairman really look like that?

Sep 28, 2020 5 years ago
February30th
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Zamaradi Moyo

It takes two weeks for an answer, which is always "Don't ask".

Who is this imbecile who thinks my cold dead heart is for their taking?

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Oct 7, 2020 5 years ago
just2b
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I saw him on the train.

Wherefore art is huh?

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Oct 7, 2020 5 years ago
February30th
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Zamaradi Moyo

A Jackson Pollock paint by numbers kit is in order.

Where did Picasso find models for those paintings of his?

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Oct 7, 2020 5 years ago
Solsticesprite
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Hell. They just followed him home, and he asked his mommy if he could keep them because they eat cheap.

When is the second coming?

Oct 8, 2020 5 years ago
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I think the second just passed but another one is coming up in a second.

Why is milk so cheap?

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Oct 8, 2020 5 years ago
February30th
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Zamaradi Moyo

Your car is nice, as far as two axles go.

How do the mothers in cat food commercials even get pregnant in the first place?

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Oct 12, 2020 5 years ago
Solsticesprite
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When a marketing-media conglomerate and an agribusiness-rentier conglomerate love each other very much, they conspire to take your money and rape your land.

Have you ever sung the blues?

Oct 12, 2020 5 years ago
February30th
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Zamaradi Moyo

It takes two full turns of the crankshaft to reach top dead center for cylinder No. 1.

How do you fight something that preys on your strengths?

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Oct 16, 2020 5 years ago
Solsticesprite
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The apostle James didn't say that.

Have you ever been mellow?

Oct 16, 2020 5 years ago
February30th
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Zamaradi Moyo

I'm doused in flame retardant chemicals, and you're the one who's whining!

Is it any wonder you're single?

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Oct 23, 2020 5 years ago
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The temperature drops all the time.

How many pens are in the universe?

Oct 24, 2020 5 years ago
just2b
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Yellow!

Who runs the world?

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Oct 24, 2020 5 years ago
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Fifty one.

When is it appropriate to buy a car?

Oct 24, 2020 5 years ago
Solsticesprite
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When there is no likelihood of needing a tie-breaker.

What kind of tie should I wear to a seafood restaurant?

Oct 25, 2020 5 years ago
February30th
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Zamaradi Moyo

My coffee mug says "As black as my cold dead heart".

Tell me, why do I want an S.O.?

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Oct 26, 2020 5 years ago
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The moon is not made out of cheese

How many rats are in the universe?

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