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"Chat Slang" is not the practice of shortening sentences; it is an exercise in patience.
What are the three primary colors?
HEX ABC123, "I Wanna Hold Your Hand", and Sinople
What are the three primary numbers?
Whoever coined the phrase "life is short" must not be able to die.
Who could possibly keep a leased Iphone X for 18 months?
I believe Abraham Lincoln had the best answer for that, "Technology can be our best friend, and technology can also be the biggest party pooper of our lives".
What is the difference between an Alligator and a Crocodile?
The only part of a car that uses gas is the engine, even that uses electricity.
What will happen when there is no petroleum left?
Biofuels, no wait those are grown with agricorp products made from oil. Wind turbines: nope those kill birds. Tidal power: since we're deoxygenating, overfishing and plasticizing the ocean, who cares about the jellyfishes and carnivorous humbolt squid it will obliterate everything else is dead anyways. It will hardly smell.
Ha ha ha! That was a joke boys and girls. YOU WILL ALL LAUGH NOW. Why, we don't need to do any of that! Ho ho ho.
When all the left-handed hydrocarbon chained oil is gone, we will have to drill for it with augurs that only spin to the right instead. It will be fine.
This is fine.
What's the best way to avoid lines at the Department of Motor Vehicles?
Recite Shakespeare backwards, starting with your left foot first.
How do you secure chopsticks in your hand so they don't slip?
The answer to how dinosaurs mated is, they didn't. They just cloned themselves.
Why is it that when women say they don't need a man they're serious, but when a man says he doesn't need a woman he's insane?
When do babies come from?
6 a.m. Unless there is peanut butter! Then around noon.
What will bats do during daytime?
Venusian air is at such pressures the you'd need to wade through.
What is the escape velocity of a black hole?
They make googly agricultural shots and cutter break deliveries.
What does the moon do in daytime?
Less than an elephant's jump.
At what point does a compliment become an insult?
You should remember not to use straws after your dental procedure, as it could dislodge the forming clot.
Where can I go for the best pancakes in town?
You shouldn't be rifling through the abandoned buildings with demonic graffiti and underground altars.
In the event of a disaster, what is the first thing I should do?
Something!!
Why are some people vivid dreamers and others not?
Owner of EVERY Charlie item on Subeta!
Member of Team BFFs & Team Gold!
When Bio-Alexey answered, he didn't say "Get off my Ship!"
How do you calculate the area of a line?
You enlist the help of your struggle buddies.
What was the last game you played?
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July group!