Make paper clips!

Mary Mary quite contrary, how do your five magic cow-beans grow?

We know more about the surface of Mars, than of the bottom of the ocean.

What ever happened to e day?

I have been wondering the same thing. Let me know if you find out. I have been worried about the whole situation .

This must be the sound of a question no one asked.

You wonder what I mean when I put Error 457?

Yeah! You're talking about Ermac from Mortal Kombat!

What is the Loch Ness Monster?

Camera shy. Get her a saurian alienist stat.

What is the difference between like and love?

Like is what love is like love and like is love.

Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?

Gallons and gallons of iced tea

Whats over the rainbow?

300 earth masses of gold, 3 billion light years away.

How come VR headsets are still so big?

Compensation. Because real reality is so small.

What are the instruments in a jazz trio?

None left, I say.

What's the ultimate act of terrorism?

Eating a bagel without cream cheese, obviously.

What is the best way to hold a baby?

Between big fluffy sourdough buns. Otherwise they're just too greasy.

What's the weather like up there?

It's snowing little bbq sauce flakes

What music do you love?

I'm unable to deal in abstracts, I can show them better.

Just what was in that cooler, to shock you so?

It was a ! I should have worn insulated gloves.

How do bees make honey?

Ever since they discovered the internet so self-respecting group of bees "makes" honey anymore. They order hive-delivery, all the way from New Zealand.

If a ladybug is a guy, is it still a ladybug?

No, it is then a Beetle

How many pushups must I do to get buff?

There is no such thing as ice cream anymore, give it up.

How does shooting a ray freeze something?

Quantum. Synergeticly Entangled Quantum. With darkmatter strings.

How many sharps are in E Flat Major?