Oh man this is hard for me. I hate heights and I can not stand the thought of being underwater for any length of time.
I guess I have to say underwater diving very reluctantly but I would probably have a heart attack on the way down during bungee jumping,lol. I would have to make a very short trip of diving though :)

Kiss a complete stranger or get naked in front of a crowd?

I'm naked right now. I'm not a show off, but a crowd is not a problem ----====-----

Do a real hug (no side hug) with one of those overly huggy persons, or actually listen (not just insert random un huhs) to one of those doesn't stop talking persons?

I have to say Hug because I do not think I am even capable to listen for any length of time to anyone before my mind drifts off.

Watch a good scary horror movie or a good belly laugh comedy movie?

Comedy. I don't really watch horror movies; most scare me and I don't enjoy being scared.

Would you rather lick a toad OR pet a moray eel?

pet the eel for sure!

hmm, would you rather get your tongue stuck frozen to a pole or burn it severely on soup!

Burn it, because I've had it happen before and at least I know what kind of pain to expect, lol.

Would you rather have a job where you have to sit/stand all the time OR one where you're constantly moving around?

Moving

Job making stuff or job shuffling paper?

making stuff! at least then hopefully you have a few different parts to make or put together so it's not too boring!

would you rather only be able to walk on your hands or only be able to eat with your feet?

Only be able to eat with my feet. Walking in hands comes with brain rush! No thank you!

Would you rather fart loudly in a theatre at the quiet part or accidentally belch when you say your name while meeting your in laws for the first time?

Belch in front of the In-laws. Just as well they know I'm crass from the get go. Would you rather ride in a taxi that allows smoking, or take public transit.

I would rather take public transit even if there was smoking. --------=====-----

Ride a bicycle or a desert ATV scooter thing?

Hmm, probably ride a bicycle

Would you rather celebrate your birthday or Christmas?

tbh neither but since I have to choose I guess I would choose my birthday since I don't like really having to buy people gifts :D

would you rather eat a a bread full of maggots or one giant roach.

Ewww... Ill take the roach..

Would you rather sleep with a garden snake in your bed or be covered in spiderwebs that has a giant spider?

Since I was just recently bit by a spider, I'll definitely take the snake!

Have black & white OR infrared vision?

Infrared

dance or swim?

dance because i can't swim hahah

kiss britney spears or kiss lady gaga

Would you rather... always have holes in the heels of your socks, or always have holes in the toes of your socks?

Hmm holes in the heels of socks are less bothersome, so that one.

Would you rather not be able to brush your teeth for a month or not be able to wash your hair for a month?

My hair is quite long, so there is a chance for some awesome dreads. I pick that one.

Run or fly?