Fly? I can already run.

Sleep with 2 pillows stacked on top of each other OR none?

Two pillows on top of each other! ALL THE PILLOWS!

Accidentally post an embarassing photo to instagram or facebook?

I have no idea about either one, which means I've probably accidentally already done it on both.

Play Matlal's Jewels, or Cybill Sledding?

Oh, I actually like both. Hmmm probably Cybill Sledding, though. It's a bit more fun than match 3.

Be a movie director OR be the lead actor/actress in one?

Lead actress!

Be a world class singer or dancer?

Singer, definitely.

Be an archaeologist OR an astronomer?

Astronomer, it'd be cool to know more about that stuff honestly.

Be snuggled by 100 puppies, or have a mind-meld level telepathic connection with 1 loyal doggo?

I'll take the puppies!

Have everyone forget about your birthday OR forget the birthday of the person who loves you most?

Forget mine, it only comes every nine some years.

Play a real guitar poorly, or be the best at Guitar Hero?

Be the best at guitar hero lol

Always be too cold or always be too hot?

Too hot- naked time!

Tuna fish or tune a piano?

LOL Tuna fish :P I don't know how to tune a piano

Would you rather be in solitary confinement for a week with no one to talk to or surrounded by several people 24/7 for a week with no escape? :P

Solitary, I do that already. A week is nothing.

Perpetual sensory overload or no senses at all?

Oh dang that's a hard one. I deal with sensory overload a lot and can barely handle it, but the opposite sounds just as scary... No senses, I guess, because at least I could hopefully focus on getting things done :x

Would you rather have free rent for life or free food for life?

Free rent for life! You can use that money to buy food!! Win Win, lol.

Would you want to babysit a bunch of puppies all day long or babysit a bunch of babies?

Babysit puppies! I love animals. I have no experience with babies.. that would be a nightmare x-x lol

Would you rather grow your hair down to your ankles or have a shaved head?

Bald.

Would you rather be tone deaf, or color blind?

Tone deaf. I don't sing anyways, lol.

Would you want to go to Disneyland or Disney World?

Neither really, but whichever has better accommodations for boring people like me.

Would you rather be unable to dream, or only have nightmares?

Only have nightmares because that's already the case for me 90% of the time so I'm unfortunately used to it.

Would you rather be a Summoner or a Necromancer?