Skinny Dip, fo sure.

Would you rather...

Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps? 

This is a hard one because some basic physics and chemistry knowledge would totally screw up those stuck up @#$ who think magic-is-all. Magic all by itself there is pretty fatal. Magikarp are pretty fun though and if necessary they can be flung with a trebuchet like pumpkins can.

Pokemon. (twhwooooong) (splut) Magikarp! Magikarp!

Live as a highschooler human in Equestria Girls or as an unrestricted pony in Canterlot?

Unrestricted Pony in Canterlot because I might be able to be a pegasus and be able to fly and I done highschool, never again.

Live in Winterfell or Camp Half Blood?

Camp Half Blood

would you rather go hiking or swimming?

Swimming.

Would you rather play sports or video games?

Videogame

Would you rather ski in the mountains or swim at the beach?

Swim at the Beach.

Would you rather get lost on an island or in the woods?

Get lost on an island.

Would you rather have the ability to fly or teleport?

Teleport, to skip all that travel time. If I want an aerial view, I can teleport onto a plane.

Have loud crickets at night where you live, or loud frogs at night?

Crickets, I guess.

Gain the ability to speak to all birds or all reptiles?

Tough one! Reptiles.

Paint a picture or sing a song?

Paint, watercolor.

Play a guitar, or a moog?

Guitar, because I've tried learning before but lacked the motivation to keep going.

Sleep 4 hours or 14?

Sleep 4 hours.

Travel by car or by plane?

Car.

Participate in a singing or dancing competition?

Singing, 'cause then I'd only hurt their ears.

Gorgeous hotel room in a crappy destination or crappy room in a spectacular destination?

Gorgeous room

Segway absolutely everywhere possible, or Hoverboard all the time?

Hoverboard

The Hunger Games series or Divergent series?

Divergent.

Give an oral presentation of 10 minutes or Write a 2 hour essay?

I'd do oral.

Have a draft craft beer at a dive, or a tinned pabst at a fancy pub?