Aquarium definitely! I love watching any animals

Would you rather Go on a Safari or a Cruise?

Safari has the chance of a whole heckuva lot less people.

Go visiting at a hospital or at a graveyard?

at a hospital. hospitals have hope, graveyards only have sadness.

would you rather read 100 books in a year or watch 100 movies in a year?

Movies, I have to really be in a certain mood to read.

Would you rather go the beach or a lake?

Lakes tend to be slimy and muddy, and have kite eating trees around them so the fresh water isn't worth it. Beach me.

Join mensa or a chess club?

Chess Club

Would you rather teach toddlers or teenagers?

Teenagers, they're intimidating but I don't have to be as afraid of teaching them my bad habits ;P

Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?

Horses are likely to run at any time but ducks are mean even if they can't bite well, so horses.

Ride a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

An interesting twist. I like the idea of having a giant feathered death honker as a mount :9 I choose to ride the horse-sized duck. Being carried by herd of duck sized horses would be interesting though...

Would you rather live in Shadowglen or the Darkside?

Shadowglen

Would you rather go Deep sea diving or go sky diving?

Deep Sea, but like in a submersible deep

Hike the Appalachian Trail or Pacific Crest Trail?

Pacific Crest Trail. It is closer to me.

Would you fight a bear or an axe murderer?

Karate and revolvers work better on axe murderers.

Join the PTA or Girl Scouts if the judge makes you do community service?

Def the Girl Scouts because here in my state they are probably one of the most progressive social groups around... I'd probably irk too many people at a PTA bake sale.

When making a sandwich would you prefer apricot preserves or plum preserves?? These are the pressing questions of life...

I retract my statement.

Oh, that's a hard one... I love both so much... I guess... Deafness? I would lose my job (language teacher) and I would miss so many things, but not being able to see the beauty around me would be even worse...

Would you rather always have to eat the same dessert (but have as much variety as you like for the main meal), or always have to eat the same dinner (but you could have any desserts and breakfast items you wanted)?

Dinner same

Dance or sing?

I retract my statement.

Neither is never an option! If you have to sing or dance, gun to your head, you have no choice, which would you pick?

I'd fight for my guy...

For the person who posts below... Would you rather constantly have to wear the same hat, or constantly have to wear the same pair of shoes.

I think should both sing and dance as a forfeit for not playing the game properly and they should say what style and song

I already wear the same hat most of the year and only change for the winter season, and I almost never wear shoes. This is a no-brainer. Hat me.

Visit a nebula or a black hole, if you knew you could survive and return?