Bagels! Got to be in the mood for a doughnut ^^

Would you rather have short hair forever or long hair forever (you can't grow or cut it).

This question is hard because my hair is currently medium XD But I guess I'll go for long.

Would you rather be able to fly or become invisible?

Fly!

Would you rather work in Customer Service, or Sanitation?

Sanitation if and only if it's the midnight shift so people can be completely avoided. If I have to interact anyways then I choose the only human nastiness instead.

Eat snails or dance naked in public?

Snail me. I like my privacy.

Live forever in your fictional world of choice (but never get to meet in person any of the characters you know) OR have a dream where you are the protagonist of your favorite fictional story, but you wake up right before your favorite part?

Live forever in the fictional world of my choice without getting to meet any of the characters I know. I'd go crazy never getting to my favorite part!

Would you rather use ducttape to wax your body, or glue other peoples hair to your body until you resembled a sasquatch?

I'm going with painful over gross :x duct tape for sure!

Wrestle a bear OR a crocodile?

oh gosh... I'm in no shape to wrestle anything O.e.... um, I'll take my chances with the bear, hopefully it's a cub lol

Eat and finish a bowl filled with (edible) live worms or stick your hand in a bucket full of (non-poisonous) spiders for 3 minutes?

spiders, i'm a vegan so no eating any worms for me lmaoo

would you rather live in a treehouse on the tallest tree in the world, or a fully functioning/life sustaining underwater bubble in the mariana trench?

Tallest tree. It's pitch dark down there.

Downhill ski or cross-country ski?

I have done neither, but downhill certainly sounds much easier!

Would you rather own a small dog or a large dog?

Large dog.

Earn minimum wage but be allowed career progression OR earn double the minimum wage but never get a raise for the rest of your career?

Most minimum wage jobs that allow advancement are insanely competitive. If I am stuck with that kinda job instead of what I'm qualified for? Double me.

test new code, my hair is too temperamental to mess with.

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have every achievement on subeta, or all of your pets perfectly and beautifully completed to your highest desires of greatness?

My flock wins. There are too many achievements I don't care for.

Be immortalized by Lego master builder, or a novice in any other medium?

Novice. Potato Salad.

Have a radar kite, or a parachute?

Have a radar kite!

Would you rather try exotic foods once or just stick to fast food all your life?

Exotic food. I have nothing against fast food but I would get tired of it quickly.

Go without indoor plumbing for a week or go without internet for a month?

Internet for a month. No way am I using a chamber pot or other means to...go.

Would you rather own a purebred dog and/or cat or just a cat and/or dog that is loving but is a mixed breed?

purebred cat, I have two ragdolls and they also love me :D

Would you rather eat all day chocolate or pizza?