STEP ON A NAIL. I am not eating that slimy thing who did no wrong.

Would you rather only ever eat lasagna for the rest of your life or only get your nutrition through a feeding tube

There are lots of kinds of lasagna, so yeppers on the pasta.

Take a maglev train or luxury stretch limo?

well, the former is cool but seems way fast. I guess a limo then?

would you rather eat a tray of cheese curds or a really big lollipop?

both have their merits... honestly though? the cheese curds, they have excellent squeakage :p

would you rather: adopt a sky blue puppy or a bubblegum pink kitten?

A pink kitty would go beautifully with my top blanket, but a sky blue doggy would clash. Interior design wins. Cat me.

WYR Oink like a pig, or crow like a rooster?

oink like a pig. I feel like I'd just embarrass myself if I tried to crow like a rooster lol.

Would you rather receive the ability to fly or the ability to pass through anything you choose, like walls/doors/etc?

The ability to fly! I could go anywhere...

Would you rather: Be a spell-slinging wizard in Hogwarts or Be a powerful mutant in Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters

Being an evil mutant would be more fun that being an evil wizard.

Would you rather Eat a dozen doughnuts or a whole party-size bag of tortilla chips?

Eat a dozen of doughnut :3 Would you rather travel to the past or the future?

I'd rather travel to the past and fix my mistakes, i do have a lot of regrets though.

Would you rather be fluent in all languages or read minds?

fluent in all languages! :D

eat only healthy food or eat only junk food?

Healthy: according to whom? Junk me.

Fly or turn invisible?

Turn invisible. Would you rather get your finger nails done or your toe nails done?

Finger nails! But like a compleeeete overhaul because I am way too self-conscious them. My feet are pretty nonetheless, lol.

Eat pie or eat tarte?

Tarte are delicious, but I would choose Pie. :3 Too yummy!

(..was going to have some existential question, but this is stuck in my head now..)

Wear only purple clothing for the rest of your life? Or wear only green clothing the rest of your life?

Only wear purple! 💜

Would you rather go to the bottom of the ocean or go to the moon?

Bottom of the ocean ;-; I'm both terrified and intrigued by it sooo

Would you rather never sleep or never be awake?

never sleep. i would miss my family !

would you rather always have b.o. no matter how much you showered or always have bad breath and the only thing that helped was spicy foods ?

wut?

Shower me. I got some good perfumes you will never notice.

Tuna salad sandwich or egg salad sandwich?

Tuna salat.

Would you rather face Life in prison, or have the freedom of a grave?