Granted, but the grass starts to look greener somewhere else...

I wish I were a vampire.

Granted but sunlight finds you to early.

I wish schooldays wouldn't be that long

Granted, but You Start School Earlier

I Wish You Will Bleed To Death.

Wish granted but i come back And haunt you until you go mad

I wish I was witch

Granted but you will be burned for that I wish all spiders would be small.

granted, but then they double in number and you have to deal with more of them.

i wish i could finish one of my stories that i write.

Granted but then you wont like it and begin anew.

I wish I'd get more constructive critics to my pictures I do draw.

Granted , But You Cant Handle It

I Wish I Was Jebus

Granted, but you now have limited powers. D:

I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted, but now you have insomnia.

I wish I wasn't bored D:

Granted but now You are being eaten by 1 million wasps I wish I was I a Book

Granted, But Now I Would Rip Your Pages Out

I Wish You Would Shut Up

Granted, but the person next to me starts talking.

I wish I had a new laptop.

Granted but now you are deaf

i wish i had a real sword

Granted, but than you cut Your Arm Off With It

I Wish I Didn't Have To Post In This Forum

Granted, but you accidentally stab yourself. EDIT: Late. Not granted, you never had to in the first place. I wish our bodies funtioned differently so junk food is good for us while tasting the same.

Granted, But Prices Went Up On Junk Food

I Wish I Was Asleep

Granted, but you are in a coma. I wish I could Talk to Animals

Granted but you'll be treated as one who has lost their senses

I wish I wouldn't have to learn french

Granted but you move to france I wish I was Myself