Granted, but you have nothing to draw. Muhahaha c:

I wish it was the holidays 3:

Granted, but they fly by and you once again wish for the holidays...

I wish my leg wasn't asleep. :(

Granted, but now you are :3

I wish I had a time machine c:

Granted, but it breaks, and you can never return to your own time.

I wish my friend wasn't changing on me...

Granted. But she ends up staying the same forever. :< Even when you're growing and changing yourself. Soon you end up out-growing your friend.

I wish that my halloween dress wasn't looking so bad. x.x

Granted, but now all your other clothes are horrible c:

I wish I could meet the mad hatter 3:

Granted, but he's a big disappointment.

I wish I could wear flip flops with dignity.

Granted, you look dignified, but they don't suit you DUN DUN DUN

I wish global warming was stopped D:

Lol! Oh nuu!

Granted, but then the opposite happens. Global Freezing! Dun dun dun...oooh hoo ooooooh...

I wish my hair would do what I wanted rather than going with it's own flow...

Granted! But now your skin is looking absolutely awful. D:

I wish that it wasn't so early in the morning.

Ha, too late.

Granted, but now it's late at night.

I wish I had my wee little Faramir to bite my hair. :)

Granted, but in two weeks you will be bald.

I wish i had some food.

: Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish spiders were extinct.

Wish granted, but because of the lack of spiders to catch bugs, mosquitos overpopulate and infect the whole world with malaria.

I wish I could sing well.

Granted, But When You Try To Sing On Stage You Get To Shy And Pee Yourself

I Wish The Person Above Me RE Got There Wish Better.

granted but then they loose their voice in the middle of a performance

i wish i had straight a's

Granted, but you got them by cheating, and got found out and kicked out of school for "academic integrity violations."

I wish I could go Trick-Or-Treating.

Granted. However, the candy you obtain is tainted with H1N1 and you fall ill until New Year's.

I wish I had a box of Girl Scout cookies.

You buy some girl scout cookies, but the girl scouts are too cute to resist, and you end up spending every penny you have.

I wish there was low fat chocolate!

Wish granted, but then you notice this isn't choclate anymore but some healthaffecting chemical product.

I wish I was born in Scandinavia...