Granted, but one day you get mad and punch it, putting a big hole through the top. :P

I wish my room would stay at perfect temperature for more than five minutes...

Granted, but now there's a swarm of bugs coming in through the cracks in your window.

I wish my elbows weren't so dry :(

Granted but the lotion you use to fix it turns your skin pink with yellow dots and you develop a thick crusty shell on your lips.

I wish I had a million dollars

Granted, but you lose it all at a casino. :P

I wish I had a fan for my computer.

Wish granted, but now your computer has a virus.

I wish I could live on just water alone.

Granted, but all the foods you love turn to ash in your mouth. You HAVE to live on just water alone.

I wish I didn't have to shave my legs. :P

Granted, now you have to shave your head. c:

I wish my hair was thicker >:

Granted, but you end up looking like Cousin It from Addams Family.

I wish I had another pair of jeans...

Granted, but they're size 2 infant.
I wish I could finish this project on time and turn it in.

Granted, but it gets a bad grade.

I wish I had more tea. :(

Granted, but it tastes like coffee P:

I wish it wasn't so bamdashawam hot.

Granted my dear, but it ends up being far too cold for your liking.

I wish to be the very best. :P

Granted, but you end up becoming an outcast as a result of your perfection.

I wish I wasn't so ohholydamn ugly. :(

Granted! But now you are so gorgeous that everyone is too intimidated to approach you. D;

I wish that I could get to sleep.

Granted, but you never wake up c:

I wish that I was studying right now o_o;

Granted, but you fall asleep and forget the whole thing.

I wish I had a baby kitten to hold. X)

Granted, but it claws your eyes out D':

I wish that I had more Star Trek videos ):

Granted, but they're all horrible and boring.

I wish Firefly wasn't cancelled. :(

NO. THEY WON'T BE BORING. YOU LIE. c: Granted, but they only made one more episode, and it was horrible c:

I wish that there was no poverty 3:

Lol!

Granted, but there's much more violence, and the earth ends up in a gigantic war that wipes out the human race. (Whoa, off the map.)

I wish I were a better artist. :(