Wish granted, but your claws are made out of glass.

I wish I could go to sleep.

Granted, but you don't wake up.

I wish we had an R rating for games and movies in Australia

Wish granted, but R stands for rabbits. I wish I had some gum.

Granted but you choke on it.

I wish it wasnt so hot.

Granted, but it's dangerously unstable and it falls apart with you on it, you break every bone on your body.

I wish for a big, heated swimming pool in my backyard ^_^

Granted, but it's only heated because a bunch of children keep peeing in it. :(.

I wish for a new paint set. :).

Granted. but the paint flicks up of the brush and lands in your eye. :/ I wish i could find a pen right now that actually worked >8(

Wish granted! But you fall on it and poke out your eye. I wish I had a beer belly.

Granted, but the beer belly is so large that you turn into a ball, and you roll around for the rest of your life.

I wish I could have a giant slushie.

Granted, but it's all over your head because you tripped over a thumbtack and it fell up as you fell. Bummer.

I wish I had a kitty.

Wish granted! But kitty is the nickname for an evil little girl named Catherine.

I wish I could hit people in the face with my boobs.

You hit me c:

but your boobs are made out of gummy worms so I ate it :l

I wish I have more vacation :D

Granted, but the more vacation that you got, was spent running from giant man eating spiders.

I wish I had a better vocabulary.

EDIT: Too late xD

Granted, but your vocalbury is so complex that no one understands you and you become a reject. I wish that my teeth wern't so sensitive to hot food.

they weren't now but they were to cold food.

I wish I could stop my subeta addiction :D

late. granted. but you delete your account and regret it. and cant get it back. i wish my scanner was working.

Granted! But your brother sends a buttload(haha!) of butt scans to your computer.

I wish I had moose antlers

Granted but Sarah Palin shoots you from a helicopter.

I wish i had a magical restocking fridge

Granted, but it only stocks spoiled meat and rotten vegetables.

I wish I lived in Antarctica.

Wish granted, but you get frozen.

I wish I drew well.