Granted But It Wasn't The Cup Of Coffee You Wanted

I Wish I Had A Puppie Husky

granted , but your puppy soon dies I wish I had some non-poisoned awesome tasting fat-free Dark Chocolate!

Granted, but when you eat it you blow up. ;-;

I wish I had wings.

(Oh so typical~)

Granted, but you Dont Know How To Fly

I Wish I Had A Dollar

Granted, but you were given a sand dollar.

I wish I had an army of evil minions. ^-^

Granted, But There were Just Your Stuff Animals And They Kill You In Your Sleep

I Wish I Own A Anime Shop

Granted, but then you meet a demon and get killed trying to protect Kagome.

I wish I was the best at everything.

Granted, But InuYasha Kills You While He Is A Human

I Wish I Had More Red Color Stuff

Granted, But They Didn't Really Like You

I Wish I Had A Cup To Get Some Water To Drink...

Granted!, but everything you write turns out to be a big flop causing you to become bankrupt and homeless.

I wish for a tree.

Granted, but someone stole it from you.

I wish for a beautiful prom dress.

Granted, but it's not your size.

I wish I had a ferret~

Granted, but you're visited by Kyo and beaten up for making him feel so guilty that he couldn't properly express his love for Tohru.

I wish I was a bird.

Granted, But Yuki Sohma Kills You

I Wish I Could Find My Wallet And My Cell Phone....

Granted but your wallet is empty and the cell phone has no money left.

I wish my internet connection would be faster

Granted but it's moldy

I wish I could go via plane on my class trip

Granted, But It Wasnt A Good Cookie

I Wish I Had Money In My Wallet

Yah I Got Money In My Wallet Just In My Bank Card...

Granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish I could move things with my mind. o3o

Granted, BUt You Fall To Your Death

I Wish I Could Draw Crappier ....

Granted, but you are trampled and killed by screaming fangirls.

I wish I had a cool top hat.

xD