Wish granted, but your hands both get cut of in a horrible accident, so you can't draw.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted, you have a perfect immune system! But then an elephant sits on you and crushes you. Oh dear.

I wish I was with my friends.

Wish granted, but while you're with your friends a nuclear war suddenly breaks out and you all die. Poor you.

I wish I didn't get crushed by an elephant.

Granted but you get crushed by a Rhino.

I wish i was pretty.

Wish granted, but you get warped to an alternate dimension where being pretty is considered ugly, and being ugly is considered pretty. I wish I had 500 Million sP

Granted, but you find that most of the sP's go towards the upkeep of many pets you've acquired.

I wish my knee would stop acting up.

(edit grrrr keyboard spell fail)

Granted, but now your head explodes D= oh dear.

I wish i had trillions of dollars.

Granted,but you go to high and end up in space and choke to death.:O

i wish i knew what to wish for.

ack late! Granted, but you accidently fly into restricted airspace and are obliterated by military jets.

Granted, but your brain melts from the epicness of it.

I wish Chuck Norris was president.

But Chuck Norris takes off his costume and is now Obama.

I wish I had a horse

Granted, but you soon discover the horse is nothing but a lame nag who cant even walk

I wish i was treated better by the Band >:/

Granted, but everyone else starts treating you badly.

I wish I could go to an anime convention aboard a cruise ship.

Granted, but the ship sinks and you all drown and get eaten by man eating sea monkeys.

I wish i could get the sad egg achievement

Granted, but the poor little egg won't stop crying.

I wish I had a 4.0 GPA.

Granted, but when you finally achieve it, the world ends, thank you Mayans.

I wish people werent so bloody ignorant for no reason.

granted, but now everyone is super smart, and complete asses. cx

i wish it would be tomorrow at 2pm already. x:

Granted, But Now It's 2:01pm

I Wish I Didn't Have To Wish...

Granted, but now you have to wish again. :P

I wish I had a snack. :(

Granted, but you have a horrible allergic reaction to it. :c

I wish I was better at playing the violin. ^^;

Wish granted, but you play so much your fingers become welded to the strings by their skin.

I wish I had a top hat.