wish granded but then the neighborhood kids hit a baseball through your window and into your TV

I wish i could see in the dark

Granted. You now see all of the demons and malicious specters that have been following and tormenting you, unbeknownst to yourself, your entire life.

I wish I knew what I wanted to do with my life.

Granted but now it has been outlawed.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without health consequences.

Granted, but you are a shark.

I wish I had a million dollars =P

Granted, but government subsidies take nearly all of it.

I wish I could have absolute control over my emotional state.