Granted, you get killed in a freak accedint from no where- henceforth the semester's over...well, over for you that is..

I wish I could have a new airsoft gun!:D

granted, but it's a broken one i wish to upgrade my phone in february

Granted, but as soon as your phone is upgraded the company goes bankrupt and shuts down.

I wish I could color better with colored pencils. XD

Granted, but then all the colored pencils break.

i wish i was an eagle!

Granted, but then a hunter kills you.

I wish that I had a real Yoshi.

Granted, but you lay eggs with thin shells do to residual DDT in the environment from over 30 years ago, and your species dies out.

I wish I had a great boyfriend.

Granted. But then you find out he turns to a monster at night.

I wish I was super smart.

Granted, but you become so smart that your brain explodes i wish i had all my subeta clothes in real life

Granted, but they are only two dementional. And have no backs to them. How annoying.

I wish it was the weekend!

Granted, but the weekend is only one day long. o.o;; i wish to dye my hair again soon

Granted, but the dye makes your hair fall out

I wish my shoes were clean

Granted, but instead of being on your feet, your shoes are hanging from a telephone wire, making it impossible to get any use out of your newly-cleaned shoes.

I wish I didn't have to do homework.

Granted, but since you didn't do your homework, the teacher gets mad and then the world explodes(lol?) i wish... i wish.. I WISH I WAS A BANANA-EATING PONY. =D

Granted, but you're deathly allergic to both bananas and ponies.

I wish I was better at math.

Granted, but you choke on the banana and die. how sad. i wish i a space alien for a pet. lol.

its illegal to shoot eagles, silly

Grnated, but it attacks and kills you..

i with i was a SQUID!

Granted, you turn into a squid but then drown. How ironic. O:

I wish my ipod was rainbow colored. o.o

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Nuhuh. I have one. They're hyyyppeeerrr. D=

XD I know.

Granted, but then you get captured and become someone's sashimi.

Granted .oh but then it breaks. ( I wish I had a rainbow colored one too. :D )

I wish that I had a pet Corgi.

granted, but someone steals it. i wish to dye my hair purple

.oh Haha! That makes them sound even cuter. <3

Granted, but then your hair falls out.

I wish that my hair would dry faster.