Granted, but a car smashes it, backs up, and smashes it gain

I wish we were having tacos for dinner

Granted, but you cannot control your bladder and are given to a hungry hobo.

I wish I was tall.

Granted but now you're too tall to go through doors

I wish my internet was faster

Granted, but all of your favorite sites are blocked. I wish I was a dragon.

Granted, but then everyone gets freaked out when they see you and drown you in the river.

I wish there was better music on the radio.

Granted, but the radio stops working all over the world.

I wish my senior year would go by faster.

Granted, but then you age faster then everyone else.

I wish I could read peoples minds to see what they think of me.

Granted, but they all think bad things.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but your gills don't work so you drown. :c

I wish I had something good to wish for.

Granted, but then you forget what you wanted to wish for. I wish my backpack didn't weigh so much.;-;

Granted, but it has nothing in it. Therefor you lost all the things that were previously inside of it.

I wish boys weren't so confusing.

Granted, but instead of being confusing they all turn into geeks and become completely unattractive.

I wish I could be a swan.

(Aw, that sucks. lol)

Granted, but then you can never become human again.

I wish that I wasn't so thirsty.

granted but then you sprout gills

i wish i was a king

Granted, but your killed the very first time you go into public i wish to graduate already

Granted, but it was out of pitty of your teachers and you can never go to college

I wish I had a dollar

Granted, but it's a foreign dollar and you can't spend it.

I wish I had an elephant on a golden chain.

Granted! Do you know what it costs to feed an elephant daily?? I wish for a pet!

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish that tomorrow goes well.

Granted, but the day after that is the worst day of your life i wish for this semester to get over with