Granted, but the dye burns your hair, causing it to become a hot mess of a fuzzy afro.

I wish I had a PS3.

granted, but it has the wrong chemicals and you turn out bald.

i wish i was a witch! :)

Granted, but your a witch in Salem Massachusetts, in the year 1692. Bad luck for you! I wish I had enough money for college.

Granted, but it's all stolen and you become a fugitive from every government in the world

I wish I could get a 2400 on my SAT

Granted, but then you drop out of school and become a waitress.

I wish my subeta pets were real @ I'm so lame...

Granted, but then they run away from you. ( I just got Rick Roll'd D: )

I wish this zit would go away.

Granted, but then ten pop up in it's place.

I wish dragons were real.

Granted, but one roasts your house.

I wish I could have a spa day.

Granted, but then you get a rash.

I wish that I could watch anime all night. <3

Granted, but you have a test the next day. You haven't studied, and you're too tired to even think coherently, much less take a test.

I wish I could eat as much as I wanted without gaining weight, just like when I was a kid.

Granted, but then you get a food eating disorder.

I wish that I had the new Cooking Mama game.

granted but you finish it in just 10 minutes.

i wish i had tickets to a concert.

wish granted but one of the band members jumps into the crowd (crowd surfing) when he comes around to you he falls on yoou.. did i mention hes 500 pounds ^^

I wishh my house was made of chocolate ❤

granted but the house melts and drowns you in chocolate.

i wish i hadn't eaten so much food tonight XD.

Granted, but then you end up being hungry and there is no more food because bandits came and stole it.

I wish that it was earlier.

granted but it will stay that time forever.

i wish i had more green tea.

Granted! But, your green tea is laced with arsenic

I wish I could skip to next weekend.

Granted, but once it's happened, you realize that you missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to land the job of your dreams in the days you skipped.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but your constant teleporting disrupts the laws of time and science, and causes a huge accident in which you are now stuck in a neverending time paradox.

I wish I couldn't feel pain.

Granted, but as soon as they see you, they burn you to a crisp i really really wish i didnt have to go to school