Granted, but now you age 4 days faster for every one day.

I wish my throat didn't hurt

Granted, but your neck turned purple.

I wish I knew every language in the world

Granted, but then the world suddenly developed new languages, making you have to learn even more i wish i knew chinese

Granted, you now know someone named Chinese! I wish for a Wacom tablet.

Granted, but now you've been sucked out into space and can't come back to earth.

I wish I could meet every celebrity I'm obsessed with.

granted, but each bodyguard breaks a different bone in your body

i wish i knew more about Shakespeare's works

Wish granted, but it kicks your head off and you die.

I wish I was in Japan.

Wish granted, but a more hideous and threatening species of insect emerge to replace the wasps. I wish that I was fearless.

Granted, but now you're easily upset. i wish i knew what to wish for

you did. but you found it non sense so you killed yourself p;

I wish school never existed :D

Granted, but you stopped learning and became ignorant of the world and its ways.

I wish I didn't have cramps so easily.

Wish granted but now you have chronic headaches. I wish I had a pony.

Granted, but it's difficult to train, eats like a pig, needs new shoes every 3-4 weeks and needs the vet at least once a month if not several times a month.

I wish I didn't have to go to work this weekend.

Granted. But you lost your job.

I wish someone found my tablet pen

Granted, but this person stole your pen.

I wish I had an orange hair!

Wish granted, but now everyone calls you Pumuckl and you feel so depressed that you cut your hair. Now you're a bald.

I wish I wouldn't have to write an essay tomorrow.

Granted, but you have to write it today instead.

I wish I had all the time in the world.

Granted, but you get bored once you run out of stuff to do.

I wish English class would get cancelled.

Granted, but now you have French class.

I wish my dog wouldn't shed as much

Granted, but now your dog has no fur.

I wish today was Friday