Granted, but since you have no job or education prospects you end up as a smelly hobo living in a cardboard box.

I wish I wasn't sick :(

Granted, but you end up getting a much horrible sickness right after.

I wish I had coke. c:

Granted, but when you're going to take a sip you spill it all over yourself. I wish I was a genious. : C

Granted but then your head swells to massive proportions and you can't get through doors. I wish I had a unicorn for a pet.

Granted.

You are a genius but you have no social skills and you die young of chronic loneliness :'C

I wish I was really excellent at just one thing.

granted. But your grades suffer and you become an outcast in life.

I wish I didn't feel sick

Granted but now you realize you can't feel anything at all/become numb. I wish I had a regenerating supply of cash.

Granted, but it's all counterfeit

I wish I wasn't sick

Wish granted, but now you're so afraid of germs, that you don't have the heart to go outside anymore. Did I mention the rollercoaster that has been built next to your house?

I wish all my wishes were granted without any disadvantages :D

Granted, Except you are so satisfied there is nothing you can live for so you end up becoming depressed and kill yourself.

I wish I had a snowflake.

granted, but you freeze when it falls on you.

I wish I was the real Altair from Assassin's Creed.:D

Granted, then you get assassinated?

I wish I had the letter 'B'.

Granted, but it turns into a bumble bee and stings you to death.

(I think I wished this already, but I really want this to happen) I wish my crush would ask me out... 😊

Granted, but it turns out your crush only asked you out because they felt sorry for you i wish i had some chicken fries

Granted, but chickens come and kill you during the night for revenge.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but its dead i wish i had perfect health

Granted, but everyone around you has Swine Flu.

I wish Billy Zane could be the voice of Ansem again. :c

Granted, but then he looses his voice forever.

I wish I could be in a Harry Potter movie :3

Granted, but your character is so unimportant, no one even realizes your in the movie i wish i had $100 that was real and didnt get stolen

Granted but you drop it down the sewer and never see it again. I wish for all good things to happen.