Granted. But now your dog is a walking dustball.

I wish these guys at school weren't so loud .

Granted, but now your the loud one. i wish something cool would happen at school

Granted, but then you get stabbed in the eye by a pencil by your best friend.

I wish I had more SP.

granted, but then Calvin comes by and taxes it all away.

I wish I had a new car.

granted, but it's a broken toy car.

I wish I could be invisible.

Granted, but then there is no way to become visible again i wish there was a $100 itunes card

Granted, but it doesn't work and you cannot get your money back.

I wish I could get the day off school tomorrow.

Granted, but you only have the day off because you caught swine flu. I wish it wasn't raining today!

Granted, but it starts snowing heavily and you're to stay inside for 3 days i wish i could think of something cool to wish

Granted. But then you forget two seconds later!

I wish for a Pegasus!

Granted! But you've developed an acute fear of Russians and Russian culture.

I wish my apartment manager allowed pets.

Granted! But your pet jumps out of the window - BUT SURVIVES! - then hobbles into the road where it is run over by a stampede of cows.

I wish Ben would kiss me again when I see him <3

Granted, but then he mauls your face i wish i were taller

Granted! but you grow so tall a plane runs into your head, blowing your brains out

I wish the weekend would arrive faster

Granted, but then you break your legs and end up being stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of your life. For the one that was up there ^^^^

I wish that I had a boyfriend right now.

Wish granted, but he's a theft and you go to prison for being an accessory to a robbery.

I wish I could go to my friend's house :/

Granted, but your boyfriend is a hamster

I wish I was cool.

Granted! But then he dies tragically of spontaneous human combustion and you are accused of murder

I wish I were in Madison WI

Granted, but you have to deal with me -lives close to that place-

I wish I was an eagle.

Granted, but then you try to catch a sturgeon, are pulled under, and drowned.

I wish I had a puppy.