Granted, but then the world blows up before you get to spend any of the money.

I wish my brother's parakeet would say something other than "pretty birdie" all the time. Something cool.

Granted but then the saying it learns next, becomes 10 times as annoying as "pretty birdie."

I wish that people would use proper spelling and grammar more often.

Granted, but then you lose the ability to read anything that isn't in chat speak.

I wish I could find motivation.

Granted but it's not for what you want your motivation to be for.

I wish I had another Amp energy drink...

Granted, but you aren't allowed to drink it.

I wish I had real life money instead of all this virtual money.

Granted but virtual money becomes actual currency, and real currency becomes useless.

I wish I had some pizza.

Wish granted, but just at that moment, you find out you're severely allergic to dairy, tomatoes, and wheat. Huh, who knew?

I wish I'd be done with all this homework.

Granted but you find out that you have nothing more to do, except sit and read about the topics you just finished your homework on :(

I wish I wasn't alone tonight. :(

Granted, but you're with someone so annoying that you'd prefer being alone.

I wish I wasn't so bored with everything online.

granted now everything online is bored with YOU!....

wish for a long slow dance to a hard guitar solo.

Granted, but you trip.

I wish there was a way for me to feel happy for longer than a few minutes.

Wish granted, but you're never anything but /too happy/ in the most serious of moments. I wish I could live in Florida or Canada to be by one of my best friends.

Wish granted, but your best friend moved to where you used to live.

I wish for a British boyfriend <3

Granted, but he ends up having every single character trait that you absolutely cannot stand.

I wish my phobia of needles would turn into an intense fascination for them.

Granted, but you become fascinated in harming yourself with them. I wish my hair could be the colors of the rainbow.

Granted, but all of your hair falls out shortly after. :c

I wish I had the ability to speak to animals.

Granted, but all the animals speak to you in hostility. I wish I had the ability to sing.

Granted, but you've lost the ability to hear.

I wish I could control the weather.

Granted, but you can only control natural disasters in weather. It destroys the world. I wish I had my best friends here.

Granted, but they're all secretly in a cult that's planning your demise.

I wish I could see every color and shade on the electromagnetic spectrum.