Challenge accepted. x3

Wish granted. You're a chameleon now! Muahahahahahaha!

I wish that my toys were alive.

omg your brilliant !!!!! O:<

And granted but they have powers and make you into their human puppet

i wish i was a human xDDDD

Why thank ya. :D

Wish granted, but you are now a male human! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!

I wish that I had an elastic arm to reach things while I was sitting down.

o__o omg the things i can do :D I'm gonna go spell my name out in some dry dirt ! (sense all the snow melted D: )

Granted but its very very very very weak.

I wish I had all the booze in the world! (:< I'm feeling a bit greedy

HAHAHA!! xD How very clever of you.

Wish granted. Except that now there is a mob of angry alcoholics surrounding your house and screaming for your head.

I wish I could take some of that booze off of your hands. ;)

Granted but your weak stretchy arms cant hold it all and you drop a bunch leading the angry alcoholics away from me to you.

I wish I could be in Pokemon

So we're getting personal now, huh?

Wish granted. You are in the tummy of a Wailord.

I wish my arms were back to normal. T.T

My manliness can take it >:D I shall ... sit here till something happens

Granted but your not used to your normal arms anymore and are supper clumsy

I wish my house wasn't so scary at night v_v

Psh, we'll see about that.

Haha, jokes on you! That IS normal for me!

Wish granted. There are now spotlights everywhere that cannot be turned off or dimmed.

I wish that I had someone here to talk to.

xD shoulda seen that coming

Wish granted but its with Scumbag Steve .. (from memestache)

xD We're too good at this.

I'm not sure who that is, but since you didn't ask for a wish, he's automatically sent to your house. ;D

I wish that I had a giant queen-sized bed to sleep on tonight.

Granted, but you have to sleep on it outside in a snowstorm. I wish I had a nicer laptop that would actually run games.

Granted, but it came with a weak firewall and tons of viruses got on it.

I wish i could have three more wishes.

Granted, but the extra wishes become just as twisted as anyone else's in this thread. I wish I was a pokemon trainer.

Wish granted. Except you're only able to catch the weakest Pokemon and they never reach higher than level 20.

I wish I had a box of kittens.

Granted. But all the kittens scratch and bite you like crazy. Xp

I wish I had a friendly pet dinosaur.

I agree :] and oops Granted but they are all ill and you have to pay tons of money to make them healthy again D:

I wish i had a vehicle

Wish granted! Although it's too big and squishes the town by wagging it's gigantic tail.

[edit] Didn't think you'd show up again tonight. xD It's late!

Wish granted! Your car is a clunker that guzzles gas like no other.

I wish that Pokemon were real!

didn't realize the time xD

and granted [: but i give no down side because Pokemon are grand -

I wish i had really good eye site

AWESOME!!! :D

Granted! But you lose your ability to hear! D:

I wish that I wasn't so tired!