Granted, you now are emotionless for an hour after a meal. I wish I could read my favourite book right now.

Granted. You now discover all your favorite characters die and the ending is terrible.

I wish I could get a decent night's sleep.

Granted, but you fall asleep and stay in a lucid dreaming state and you never actually wake up.

I wish things would go well tonight.

Granted, but they go horribly tomorrow.

I wish Once Upon a Time was on more often than once a week.

Granted, but its the same episode that plays every day.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

Granted, you get fired.

I wish tomorrow wasn't such a long day.

Granted it only lasts an hour but you die at the end of that hour.

I wish my back would stop hurting.

Granted!~

But you are now paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish my nails would grow faster.

granted but they grow so long you stab yourself and those around you.

i wish I could sleep

Granted, but you never wake up and have to sleep walk through everything for the rest of forever.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

Granted, but then your name gets picked in a work raffle for $500, but the money is renamed to someone else because you weren't there.

I wish I could walk on water.

Granted, but you lose the ability to walk on land.

I wish there was something delicious to eat.

granted. but later you discover that the delicious sandwich you ate was poisonous.

I wish I had a pet elephant.

Granted, but your pet elephant decided to sit on you.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats :(

Granted, but then you are allergic to every other animal with fur or hair.

I wish it was easy for me to make friends.

Granted, but the only friends you can make are sock puppets.

I wish I hadn't told him how I truly felt.

Granted, but it turns out he liked you back and never told you, and died a month later.

I wish I wasn't mad at myself over him and wasn't jealous of my best friend.

Granted but this makes the friendship between you and your best friend very awkward... I wish Justin Bieber would stop making ANY music.

Granted. He then starts to do something else that is even more annoying to you.

I wish my feelings were not hurting anyone in the situation I am in.

Granted however you become a person who is so sickly nice that it annoys everyone around you and they leave.

i wish i wasn't so tired all the time.