Your wish has been granted, however, you may only see the colors, but no longer anything else. Objects are always ALL the colors. I wish I could paint a story of my life.

GRANTED!

...well, not really. You ran out of paint colours halfway through your birth; it was simply too intense to put into images.

I wish the person above me had posted their wish.

Wish granted, it's just invisible. I wish I weren't such an introvert.

Granted, but now you're so extroverted that no one can stand you and no one wants to be near you.

I wish I wasn't 5'2". I wanna be taller. :c

Granted but now you're 8' tall and a freak. I wish it wasn't so hot!

Granted, but you're ugly as hell. :( I wish I were with my boyfriend.

Granted, but he's here to break up with you :( I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

Granted, but they're allergic to you. I wish I were pretty.

Granted, but now every human being is so jealous of you that no one will speak to you or be around you.

I wish I had a nonstop supply of money.

Granted, but nobody wants anything to do with you because you're /too rich/. I wish this fajita had more flavor.

Granted, but now your tongue has to have surgery because the ridiculous amount of flavour made all your taste buds permanently swell.

I wish I knew what a fajita was.

Granted but then you become addicted to them and become fat.

I wish my grandfather's parrot would stfu.

Granted, but then it dies from lack of communication and you're blamed for the whole thing.

I wish humans didn't have to eat to survive.

Granted. Now your favorite foods as you know them do not exist.

I wish I could go on vacation.

Granted, but the place you go on vacation is suddenly a hot spot for natural disasters like earthquakes, tsunamis, tornadoes, and hurricanes. . .and right after all this happens, aliens invade and enslave what's left of the city, including you, to become their army to destroy the rest of the world and all is doomed. c:

I wish I didn't care so much about what people think of me.

Granted. Now nobody thinks about you at all. (You need your haters, !)

I wish I was done with University alreadeh!

Granted! You're done with University, but now there are no jobs available in your field and you're too over qualified for anything else!!! Mwhahahahaha

I wish I could break dance.

Granted but you break your legs

I wish i had a unicorn

Granted, but it turns EVERYTHING into flowers. Including you.

I wish that I didn't eat all that ice cream...