Granted, but you are forced to leave as soon as your plane lands.

I wish I had more time to workout.

Granted, but you die in a horrible weight lifting accident. I wish I was a turtle.

Granted, but someone flips you over on your back and you are unable to flip yourself back over.

I wish I could stop being stressed out.

Granted, but then you'd never know when your getting yourself into trouble! I wish I Could find a job!

Granted, but you never see the money you are earning.

I wish I had spring rolls right now.

Granted, but the cook who prepared it spit a loogie in it.

I wish I was Batman.

(o.o I hope not. I was able to get some spring rolls today.)

Granted, but you somehow get run over by your own Batmobile.

I wish I could stop thinking of my exes randomly. Especially since I am in a happy relationship.

Granted, but now they can't stop thinking about you.

I wish I had a bigger blanket.

Granted, but the blanket eats you. o.o

I wish I could stop having anti virus problems.

Granted, but now you have no anti-virus at all.

I wish I had some caramel filled chocolates <3

Granted, but the insides of the caramels are rotten.

I wish my ear would pop, or at least stop this clogged up feeling.

Granted, but then it starts to hurt extremely bad.

I wish I could sort out my feelings soon.

Granted, but then everyone starts to hate you for no reason and you get depressed.

I wish I had better dip for my chips.

Granted, but the dip turns out to be covered in mold.

I wish this quarter of school would go by quickly.

Granted, but you caught fire as the world spun too fast. ;D

I wish my nails weren't so absolutely disgusting.

Granted, but instead your entire hands are disgusting.

I wish I didn't have to stay up all night in order to be somewhere.

Granted. You fall asleep and miss out.

I wish things were easier right now.

Granted! But then you go crazy~

I wish that my sister was here to pick me up to take me to dinner already...

Granted, but the restaurant is quarantined because of a hepatitis outbreak.

No wish to grant. D:

I wish I could stop feeling sick after eating a meal.