Granted, but then you can never fall asleep again.

I wish my creative mind would come back to me.

Granted but your creative mind creates an entirely new world in your mind that you begin to love so much that you kill yourself because you cant live there. o.o

I wish I could be alone every once in a while

Granted, but your alone time is only a mere minute long.

I wish he would ask me out already instead of playing mind games. :P

Granted but another guy starts trying to peruse you too.

I wish I changed my username earlier.

Granted, but it ends up being something you hate being stuck with.

I wish this assignment wasn't that difficult.

Granted, but it goes to your head and all your friends desert you because of your nonsensical ego.

I wish Amanda would put out the next Aveyond soon.

Granted, but it isn't what you expected.

I wish I could stop being prescribed gross medication.

Granted but you have to take injections instead. D :

I wish that I didn't drop my cell phone into the toilet...

An hour later, you were called by an old flame and met for coffee against your better judgment. It was an elaborate scheme to publicly humiliate you, and went off spectacularly.

I wish every book adaptation were a faithful miniseries.

Granted, but it doesn't quite work out how you pictured it.

I wish I could express my feelings without hurting others in the process.

Granted but you end up hurting yourself instead.... which probably happens already as it stands, too :(

I wish she'd understand how I feel about her...

Granted, but she ends up not feeling the same way even after knowing. (Ughh. I really hated to say that. :/ )

I wish I had some Fritos.

Granted but they're looooooonnnngggg stale

(Yeah, I told her.... and yeah... she didn't feel the same :( )

I wish I was happy.

Granted, but then your happiness scares away all of your friends. o.o

(D: That is sad. If only I could give you the situation I was in. Then you would be happy.)

I wish I had a fast metabolism.

Granted but you become very sickly looking.

(It happens, I guess... Doesn't make it easier I lost my grandfather last week.. :/ )

I wish I could have one last conversation with my grandfather.... :(

Granted, but it doesn't last as long as you would like.

(You need a big hug right now it sounds like. D: I am sorry to hear about your loss.)

I wish my friends could live closer.

Granted, but now they live so close you're always with them and have no time to yourself.

I wish I wasn't so poor.

Granted, but now people do not want to be your friend because the new acquired money went to your head.

I wish college could be a tad less stressful.

Granted, but it becomes less fun

I wish I could have a kitten :c

Granted but the kitten scratches up your favorite blanket :(

I wish I won the lottery