Granted. Instead you are wearing it. (hehehe)

I wish I could taste the rainbow!

Granted but your allergic the taste of the rainbow I wish i was a millionaire

D : Allergic to rainbow?! NUUUUU

Granted, but you will remain alone with your millions for the rest of your very luxurious existence on this earth :P

I wish I didn't have to sleep...

D: oh noes!!

Granted but you spend the rest of your life feeling sleepier then hell I wish I was killer at cod.

Wish granted, but now no one knows what it means! So it doesn't matter.

I wish that my tennis shoes fit me better.

Wish granted. NOW YOUR FEET ARE CLOWN SIZE!!!

I wish I had a bottle of Jack!

Wish granted... However, that one bottle leaves you spiraling into a slurring pit of alcoholism. :/

I wish that I could be a cat!

Granted but you become a hairless one

I wish I could speak to animals

Eww, hairless kitties are weird. xD

Wish granted, however, you'd no longer be able to talk to humans.

I wish that I could loose weight by just sitting here!

Sign language it is :D

Granted but you gain weight by moving around o; oh noes!

Yea, I guess that was a fairly easy one to get around. xD I fail.

Dude!! D: That sucks.

Your wish is NOT GRANTED!!

I wish that the crow outside the window would shut up.

Nyuuuu D: LOL ..oh wait i forgot to make a wish in the last one o__O mwahahaha!

Granted but now a seagull takes its place

I wish I could get all the pets ive ever wanted ;D

:

Granted. After running out of food at your house, your pets maul you in your sleep.

Yes, yes you did forget. xD

Nooooo stupid seagull. Wait... Where the hell did it come from?! I'm in the middle of a giant land mass, near the mountains no less.

Wish granted - But there are so many pets that you can't feed them all and they're forced to eat you alive!

I wish that the dogs didn't want to go outside... I don't want to get up. T.T

-Chan: Your dogs... purge their bowels all over your living room. Have fun disinfecting everything.

I wish I could establish fulfilling relationships.

o__o woah guess i was meant to die that way xD and its a retard seagull that got lost? lol

Granted but now they want you to play with them (:

Edit: i wish i was a super hero

Granted, but your only power is to burp really loud.

I wish I was shorter.

ooo o.o that would be epic ;D

Granted but everyone becomes short with you ;]

I wish my hair was a bit longer

Wish granted. You're now the size of a peanut.

[edit] Ragfklnsbshrojf!!! Beat me again!! D:

Wish granted. Your hair is now the length of ten football fields and is too heavy to walk with.

I wish for a million wishes!

Holy hell o__o

Granted but they're limited time and you only have 1 minute to use em all up!!!!!

I wish I could change my actual skin color to any color in the world as i please [: