Your headache goes away but now your leg hurts

I wish I had candy!

Granted but it is salty candy not sweet.

I wish my old laptop would turn on so i can take off all my old stuff.

Wish granted, but your new computer doesn't recognize your old stuff and therefore it's all useless.

I wish the heater in my house worked.

Granted, it works but only during the Summer.

I wish I had another box of Special K! Mmm mm!

GRANTED! However, your box of Special K has been poisoned and you die. I wish that I had the entire Rainyday Rainstorm outfit...

Granted, but you pay double what it's worth.

I wish for a tiny little dragon that I could keep in a locket.

Granted. But the dragon escapes causes havoc amongst this world.

I wish for a smoke LOL idk

Granted but the place your staying forcloses and the only other palce to stay is two hours away.

I wish i had more cool socks.

Granted, but the Laundry God takes one from each pair as a sacrifice to keep the washer and dryer running smoothly.

I wish I didn't have to memorize all those amino acids for the test.

granted you have to memorize the periodic table now

I wish I had straight As

Granted but you get caught cheating. I wish I had more hot tea.

Granted, but it burns off your tongue.

Granted, but you can't even go to the bathroom without being stalked by paparazzi.

I wish I had more money, so I could pay off my student loans, get a car, and leave my parents' house sooner.

Granted, but the car gets stolen and your new home is a mess.

I wish I was a great singer

no wish? fine I wish that my alien baby turns out awesome

Your alien baby DOES turn out awesome. But it tears itself from your stomach, spits acid on you, and eats you slowly.

I wish that my internet was faster

haha it probably will eat me xD

your internet is now the speed of light! too bad your internet service provider just shut down...

i wish I had snake :C

granted, but the snake eats your family and no one wants to be near you because of it. I wish I had some cereal.

Granted, but it's your least favorite cereal I wish I had telepathy

Granted, but everybody else has telepathy, too, so it's totally useless and nothing special.

I wish the person below me doesn't ruin my wish for a unicorn. :(