Wish granted...but you know what that means! The government guys are back again!

I wish my nose wasn't so freakin' itchy

Wish granted. But your nose falls off and burns.

I wish life wasn't so complicated.

Wish granted. But a wizard comes along and takes all your powers away

Granted but life becomes so simple everyone dies.

I wish I had a whole tub of ice cream

I wish pokemon was real. Then i could have a riolu and a shaymin!

rangerose {Nods head twice} WISH GRANTED! But then a horrible and deadly virus sweeps through the pokemon world and your Riolu and Shaymin die from it a day before the cure is found! hehehehee

I wish to get a lot of money for my birthday! C:

.The.Universe

Granted, but you get a deadly papercut and your arms fall off :]

I wish I had blue eyes.

-your username doesn't like me pinging you :|-

{Nods head twice} WISH GRANTED But your blind with on eye looking left and the other right.

I wish I had a pretty pony!

Granted, but it eats your eyes while you're asleep.

I wish I had a magical cheese-stick.

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Granted, but the pretty pony is actually a deadly unicorn with rabies and it eats your butt :u

I wish I could eat Subway right now ;]

Granted, but it falls on the floor and buries itself.

I wish I could sing. DD:

Granted, but then you get bronchitis and can't make your debut moment

I wish I could dance xD

granted, but someone is just better than you and you go jump in a lake.

I wish I could fly into a rainbow

Granted. But the rainbow is toxic and you drown in it :]

I wish I could get my tonsels out

Granted. But the surgery went wrong and they accidently slit your throat.

I wish my Pomeranian puppy would stop pooping and peeing on the floor and my bed.

{Nods head twice} WISH GRANTED But your dog is dead... {Damn Im sick!}

I wish I could be four again!

granted, but now your mum is worst than your dad

I wish I lived somewhere warmer

granted, but then all of your friends are mad at you

i wish i wasn't cold

granted, but it turns out to be radioactive and you die a long, slow, painful death

i wish chocolate was good for you

Granted, but now its dead D8

I wish a had an iPod touch

Granted, but to catch a cold is your real quest, to spread it is your cause.

I wish I could battle across the land.