granted, but the first time you use it your insides explode and you have a slow and painful death. I wish I had glasses so I could see.

Edited for slowness- Granted, and the unicorn is the best unicorn ever; however, a giant banana attacks the city with laser beams and you die with your unicorn.

granted but then you get locked up because the government thought that you were part of a espionage organization

fail lol you get glasses but they are ugly and not your prescription I wish you could divide by 0 gasp!

Granted, but then the world blows up. That's why you can't divide by 0. I wish I had something else to do.

granted but you forget what is it :C

I wish I had more kisses C:

Granted, but everyone that kisses you has some form of illness and they're all contagious. I wish I had some crayons and a colouring book. (:

well, I steal that shiny blue bicycle xD

I wish I had my WL items +_+

but that's not my wish D;

then what is ur wish o.o

It's on my other post... look! You must've seen my post before I edited it because I was a brilliant idiot and I forgot to put in my own wish. xD;

Wish granted, but then account will be frozen because of glitches in the system.

I wish I had a good book to read.

Granted, but your kitty grows and grows untill it is too big to fit into your house and you have to live outside with it.. (think of the poo) x3

I wish i didn't have to do physics lessons anymore D:

Granted. You now have to do really advanced organic chemistry.

I wish I were in better shape.

granted, but "better shape" is defined as a triangle. i wish i had buttercream frosting.

, granted, you think of the best wish ever, and then... you forget it...

i wish i could have the wish i wish tonight ^_^

Wish granted, but the government discovers your secret and locks you in an experimental lab for the rest of your life.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Wish granted. You finally leave the experimental lab....in a body bag ._.

I wish I had some chocolate ice cream.

Granted but the ice cream is mutated and eats you.

I wish i could be the very best like no one ever was.

: Wish granted...until you lose in the quarter-finals at the Indigo Plateau. You should have chosen a better team.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Wish granted....only you're a zombie now and are hungry for human brains.

I wish I had a gun to see me through the zombie apocalypse.

Wish granted. The cure is being bitten by a radio active chicken. The downside is that you will become Radioactive Chicken Girl. Do you accept? Y/N

I wish I wasn't an insommniac