granted but then you washed it then your whole body turned red.

i wish i had candy

Granted, but it's 6 years old, making it inedible.

I wish I had some soup.

Granted but it's so hot it melts your insides, I wish I had some ice cream

Granted, but it's really hot where you are so it melts away.

I wish I had a flying horse.

Granted, but he flys into a large tree, which collapses on your house, killing the horse, your family, and you.

I wish that I didn't have 1 million dollars.

Wish granted, but you die of hunger since you can't pay for food.

I wish I had a diamond

Granted, but you get mugged, and they take it.

I wish it'd snow again tomorrow.

Granted, but the snow will melt and flood your town.

I wish I had 12 boxes of zebra cakes.

Granted, but they're very moldy.

I wish my hair was green(:

Granted. But grass grows out of it and it gets hacked off.

I wish for 3 more wishes.

Granted, but you can only wish for silverware.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted but you can only read the minds of insects ^^ I wish I had a time machine ^^

Granted, but you made a mistake and you will not born

I wish I were smart!

Granted but your so smart no one wants to talk to you ^^ I wish I could sing ^^

[font=times new roman]Granted but your so smart no one wants to talk to you ^^ I wish I could sing ^^

Granted, but you can never stop singing, and you soon rip your own throat out because you don’t want to hear it anymore.

I wish I had could think of a wish where it doesn’t end up with me dyeing or getting hurt. c: [/font]

Granted, but instead you live a healthy immortal life while everyone you ever know dies and/or gets hurt

OOps forgot to add a wish lol

I wish I had the most sP on subeta, without cheating to get them, of course :D

Granted. But then your friends and family disown and hate you because all you do is spend time on Subeta making sP.

I wish I knew what to wear tomorrow.

Granted! But everyone assumes that you're an alien and you can't make any friends.

I wish I had fashion sense.

Granted, but then everyone copies you until they hate the look.

I wish that I could fall asleep.

GRANTED but the chocolate in the cookies is really a laxative.

I wish my dog was house trained already.